Excel Twitter 20100503

You need a sense of humour to use Excel, but I didn’t know there was a humour proficiency test. Hope I can pass!

• Finally home from work. No more excel spreadsheets, formulas or idiots for one whole week!!!!
• I’ve only just fixed his excel and he’s gone and done something to it again. Rubbish.
• I love the #boobquake article in the guardian, but ugh. I hate those horrible looking box plots. Excel is the comic sans of statistics
• Just spent 2 hours making an impressive looking yet totally unnecessary xl spreadsheet. Who knows what madness the rest of the night holds!
• Note to self, if you want to do future calculations on a spreadsheet, don’t keep saving it as a CSV. #fail
• I found my humor proficiency on Microsoft’s handy chart. Now I’m off to scatter-plot it in Excel. Quantifiably funny! http://bit.ly/9k7MnS
• if my personality was an excel spreadsheet, =countif(A1:IV65536,"class") would return 0.
• Argh, my numbers were wrong on my budget spreadsheet. Hate autosum, hate excel! 🙁
• Why does "pivot table" suddenly sound rude?
• I have done something very, very bad to this Excel spreadsheet
• Not the best time to realize that MS Excel stores dates as the number of days after Jan 0, 1900
• I just taught my lady how 2 create pivot tables on Excel. Contrary 2 the common belief, & in my own geeky way, we r having a rocking evening
• Budget confusion + excel pivot charts + accident stats + US only website + urgent power point requirements + friday night ritual = FML
• Are you an excel know-it-all? Looking for excel articles & blog posts for Update magazine http://ht.ly/1FnWc and http://cmabcblog.com.
• One small tip: I started charting my weight in Excel. I was accountable and could see the results (good & bad)…
• I never thought I’d say this, but a spreadsheet is helping me to sleep at night.
• Correction on something I said earlier this week. Excel 2010 still just one active spreadsheet at a time. I must’ve been drunk.
• It feels weird to work in Excel, if you used Word for your entire life! But I like Excel better now, it’s more… regulated, I guess.
• Just presenting an Excel-based risk analysis is enough to explain/project/expose that a Corp. "needs" security? Not sure about that.

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Related Links:

• Excel Pivot Table Tutorials
• Excel Weight Loss Tracker
• Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials

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