Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20100603

If a spreadsheet doesn’t make you laugh, maybe the sight of a squirrel trying to learn Excel would amuse you. If all else fails, a colour-coded worksheet should do the trick!

  • Just tried to paste an Excel Chart into Facebook. What’s wrong with me?
  • Really? A spreadsheet isn’t a database? Dang it. Now I’m going to have to adjust my worldview.
  • Oh Excel 2010 and your new pivot table ways! Damn you!!!!
  • had to walk away from this excel chart I’m trying to make. I nailed it six months ago, but I can’t remember how?!
  • Why should I go through all the trouble of creating a Spreadsheet with many columns, color coordinated, & bold #’s in Red IF it’s ignored!?!
  • Me: "Here’s a spreadsheet with projected cash flow for 12 months."Person at bank: "Hey is that an iPad!?!" #unexpectedresponse
  • i believe i finally got to the root of the latest excel problem. now its time to drink. =)
  • sustained periods of meetings with the odd shower of Excel – it’s project estimation time! Exciting stuff…
  • When I was 18, being this tired meat that I’d done some fun and probably sinful things in the last 24 hrs. Now? A spreadsheet too far.
  • I know there must be good data somewhere in your spreadsheet
  • I couldn’t get through the workday without a bit of comedy. And this spreadsheet just isn’t making me laugh :p
  • My goal this week was to teach the squirrel outside my window to use Excel. It’s not going to work out, he just doesn’t pay attention.
  • Quote of the day: "The Spreadsheet has spoken"
  • This Excel spreadsheet is corrupted. #ObamasFault
  • Someone referred to my excel spreadsheet as a "shining example of organisation" today. Yup, I think this is it – the highlight of my career.
  • If MS Excel 2008 hasn’t crashed your Mac recently, you’re not trying hard enough.
  • You should probably keep a colour-coded spreadsheet anyway, just because – okay, it’s unjustifiable. But it’s fun!
  • It occurs to me that no amount of excel knowledge can fix a case of BAD DATA. 🙁

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