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Excel Twitter 20100615

The World Cup has barely started, and already people are setting up snooker files in Excel. There’s just no end to the excitement!

  • Excel is fine for adding numbers together and creating charts, but most people really need a database…
  • I vowed to never set foot upon Excel and spreadsheets ever again but hark I venture ever forward to the Mount Doom of statistics and charts
  • playing around in Excel (Microsoft Office 07) – the doughnut charts are amazing!
  • did you put "Fruity drinks galore" in electric blue on the spreadsheet??
  • Three hours into this week and I’ve done a lot of work but have nothing to show for it except eraser rubbings and a convoluted spreadsheet.
  • "This morning, I am thankful for Luther’s ""Bondage of the Will"", Ryan Adams’ ""Love Is Hell"" EPs, and Excel SpecialCells. A nerd trifecta…"
  • Dude, the other day I saw my boss numbering lines 1-500 on a spreadsheet manually. #excelfail
  • Don’t squash my sex life with your spreadsheet. -From a good friend describing her marriage. ROFL!
  • Where’s Chuck Norris? Need him to give Excel 2007 an old fashioned Round House Kick to the face.
  • Been using Excel for the last 5 hours-ish. My whole life has been carefully planned so I would never have to do this. Where did I go wrong.
  • The new ranking system for snooker next season seems not too complicated. But fitting it into a compact excel file proves to be hard work.
  • After an hour of spreadsheets I realise that I’m more of a ‘Word’ guy than an ‘Excel’ guy
  • The pile driver shaking the building today really lends an air of blue-collar authenticity to this Excel spreadsheet I’m working on.

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