Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20100623

I hope the guy who left his Excel password list open, isn’t the same guy who’s responsible for the emergency budget spreadsheet. Things are bad enough already!

  • I’m having fun imagining senarios where a Jedi would use Excel. Midi-Chlorian pivot charts probably.
  • Quote of the day: "You need to pivot table your life"
  • Was given a helpful new keyboard shortcut at work to replace ctrl-c. But he gave me cut not copy, so excel is now full of holes.
  • is listening to the #emergencybudget online… Jeeeess.. Could you imagin the size of the Excel spreadsheet to work all that out??!! haha
  • Solved a colleague’s bizarre excel problem with one carefully crafted google query. I hope this counts as retrieval and not support.
  • My eyes are red and tired like right after crying. And it’s only thanks to this day at work and working with stupid charts in Excel!!!
  • Bloke next to me just left his desktop unlocked with his ‘password spreadsheet’ open. Tempted to Press CTRL+P, Enter 😀 #devious
  • Dear Excel, when I create a worksheet, why not give me an opportunity to name it rather than forcing me to rename it afterwards. Bah!
  • I’m all for BCC promoting cycling, but why is the entry form for the prize draw a bloody excel spreadsheet? http://bit.ly/aJwA2z
  • I have never been able to properly "Freeze Panes" correctly in Excel the first time. Ever.
  • There are over a trillion cells in the human body, but only 17179869184 cells in an excel 2007 worksheet…
  • Filling a spreadsheet to #bach feels like playing the piano 😉
  • Learn to love the Excel. It is your friend. You can sort and do all sorts of magic.
  • Thanks to Microsoft i can say excel crashed, work lost and no one doubts that i am lying 😉
  • Poor spreadsheet management can doom #BI, #CPM projects http://bit.ly/9yZwsY #businessintelligence
  • Currently putting my grocery list in a spreadsheet. THAT BORED
  • The spreadsheet I am trying to make sense of http://brizzly.com/pic/2UA2. Note beautiful clashing & inconsistent conditional formatting
  • Just wrote a excel/access macro 15 lines to get the data 5 lines to generate the excel and 70 lines of code to format the result.
  • i shall risk my brain power and do an excel chart.

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