Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20100825

image Meetings, interviews, shonky data, and mad formulas — no wonder we’re losing brain cells!

  • What do professional procrastinators do when they are trying to avoid doing work? Think about it – when you’ve finished that spreadsheet.
  • it’s a problem of design, IMO: Excel allows one to do things which they really should not be doing in Excel in the first place
  • Did Excel test to see if I’m an ‘expert user’. However, their route to the answer is much longer than what I did. Do I get extra points?
  • Sitting in a meeting where there is a lot of talk ab numbers, staring at a spreadsheet with numbers. I need my highschool math tutor asap
  • The excel charts are a bunch of trash. My momma can do better than these!
  • Is it bad if I close someone’s access to an Excel spreadsheet on the file server, because they’re hogging it, without telling them first?
  • watching youtube videos on excel pivot tables. i better get that freakin job…..
  • I just saw the worst Excel macro-enabled workbook ever spawned. Guaranteed.
  • My husband keeps trying to show me his Excel spreadsheets he made for work….#idon’tcare
  • I would love to get the brain cells back I have wasted on Excel and Access
  • A solid days work and I’ve managed to imported 1.5 files from Excel to SQL. People who save shonky data need banning from computers.
  • why do you wanna work here? i dont. this is place requires excel. so i thought id get promoted quick #AndMyInterviewWasOver
  • Ah, #Excel. You’ve got to love those mad formulas that you come up with that only make sense to you and no-one else.
  • Boy do I love how @Microsoft apps freeze up my Mac as they load. It’s like a vacation, with the Excel splash screen instead of palm trees.
  • excel is still the one product that i love from MS. nothing even comes close.
  • need a master class on Pivot table if tou have any spare time 🙂 will clap and go OOOOO as much as you want
  • Why can’t Excel have undo shut down not saved spreadsheet like firefox has undo closed tab

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