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Excel Twitter 20101001

image Hide the hammers! I’ll be working in Excel today. Fortunately, no one will be checking to see what line I’m on.

  • I just learned how to use a pivot table in Excel. It’s a big day.
  • Ever work on an Excel spreadsheet and accidentally change a REALLY important formula? No? Just me? Oops.
  • Currently working with what I believe to be the worst spreadsheet I’ve ever laid eyes on.
  • I am the Excel boss! Well, not quite, but it is NOT owning me πŸ™‚
  • just spent the past hour fighting with excel to make a stupid line graph. math sucks.
  • Me: Stupid excel 2-2 is 0 not 1. Excel: Stupid human you forgot that you round off the values. Me: Oh!
  • My boss is such a douche. He checked what line my excel sheet was on so he could judge if I was fooling around or working.
  • Dear Excel..why can’t you just work out what’s in my head and give me the answer…I don’t want to have to write formulas. I need ESP Excel!
  • So, today I discovered Open Office’s data pilot – like Excel’s pivot table only simpler. And cheaper.
  • I do love the ‘find and replace’ function in excel… If only other areas in life had something like that.
  • Just generated my first chart using Microsoft Excel. Was easier than I expected. Never thought I’d say that.
  • Just discovered the "Show Pages" function in Excel Pivot tables… my world may never be the same again. #dork
  • you do hiring; is everyone excel stupid or is it just at my company?
  • Every new version of Excel makes me feel stupid. I used to be able to do these things but now I can’t find the commands. >:|
  • There are people working on the train. Seriously. One of them just said quadratic and they are looking at an excel spreadsheet. Saddos
  • Excel tips: Loudly uttered expletives make it work better. Hide the hammer before you launch it, to prevent computer damage.

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