Excel Twitter 20101006

ByDebra Dalgleish October 6, 2010October 25, 2010

It’s true – recording an Excel macro does not always record correctly. That can lead to a gloomy feeling.

there’s so much lack of interest in my shared spreadsheet, I swear it just pulled a mocking face at me when I looked at it… :-/
The company I work for wants us to take an intro to Excel class. Ugh, that will be a long and painful 4 hours!
Talking to people that really understand excel is like finding love. There is no greater feeling in the world when a shared formula works.
seeing The Social Network makes me wish I was a computer-wiz.. guess I’ll have to settle for Excel-wizard?
2 dozen system libs in a room: "Sometimes there is just no substitute for a good EXCEL spreadsheet" #nerdout #datazombies
It’s about time for a Publix run. Coupons? Check. Cloth grocery bags? Check. Krissy’s aisle-coded Excel spreadsheet grocery list? Check.
"Whenever I see Gordon Brown, I get the same gloomy feeling that I get when I’m confronted with a vast Excel spreadsheet."
wife is very pleased with the new Kids Clubs’ birthdays spreadsheet! Excel rocks!
Why do you hate me, Excel?! Why doth thee Pivot Table curse me?!
Dear MS Excel. I don’t like you, but we have to work together. So please vlookup your issues and pivot yourself in order. #kthxbai
When creating Charts in Excel I spend more time finding the right chart/combo of charts than i do analyzing the data.
#frustrated trying to get this pie chart to work in Excel…
feeling rather smug – managed to find the error in my macro code in Excel 🙂 Apparently recording a macro does not always record correctly!
I hate excel period. but that’s just cuz my brain doesn’t work that way (logically).
23:30 – i’m back from work. can think only in english and excel tables now.
Is it super nerdy to say that you are optimizing an Excel spreadsheet?
My brain is unable to think outside of the box (as in excel spreadsheet boxes). Good thing I do not need to be creative now.

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Excel Twitter 20110611

ByDebra Dalgleish June 11, 2011

Be careful that you don’t Excel yourself! You might strain your eyes (or worse), and you won’t be able to read those hieroglyphics. Getting ready to "play" in excel. Might be an all day kinda thing, but at least I don’t have to deal with stupid people. I have brain ache from trying to do…

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Excel Twitter 20140404

ByDebra Dalgleish April 4, 2014November 19, 2014

Just ignore the high school kid who is writing code. You have more important things to do, like figure out the Office 365 pricing options, and write apology notes.

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Excel Twitters 20090703

ByDebra Dalgleish July 3, 2009September 7, 2009

Cryptography, crime fighting, dyscalculia – it’s been another exciting week of Excel revelations in Twitter. But while some have been dragged to the dark side, others see art and beauty in Excel. And who looks at some old code and wonders what idiot wrote it? Nah, that’s never happened to me! The Bright Side Just…

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Excel Twitter 20110831

ByDebra Dalgleish August 31, 2011

Yes, Excel has its own special language, but no cushions or flashing lights are included. You could write some code for the lights though, if you’re a boss in Excel. Oh my heavens…Excel has its own special language usually consisting of UGH and WHAT or How the heck? First one done In lab cuz I’m…

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Excel Twitters 20100413

ByDebra Dalgleish April 13, 2010

Penguins are cute, but I wouldn’t trust one with my Excel formulas, even if it only cost $5. A smart 5-year-old might be a better choice. Do #youremember life before Excel and MS word?? Ok, I’ve decide to open source this old code that I built during my Masters study. A CPU scheduler built with…

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180615

ByDebra Dalgleish June 15, 2018June 14, 2018

Are you afraid to ask what a pivot table is? Or do you know that even a pivot table can’t help you now? Maybe you should make a quick chart, then yell at Excel, and say you’re sorry.

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