Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20101202

image Of course you’ll never love PowerPoint like you love Excel. Trust Excel. Love Excel.

  • Well, apparently I cannot trust my Excel spreadsheet’s math. I’m not out $600 for the month, thank you very much
  • Spreadsheet is such a sexy word, it a pity to waste it on a budget.
  • Did my mention that my Excel chart is also color coded? I dunno if I should be proud or ashamed.
  • FAO FIFA Execs, if you’re taking bribes & want to get away with it, step 1 is don’t let them be detailed on an Excel spreadsheet #Panarama
  • i just want to be making out right now. but that’s not an appropriate reply when my boss asks if i can do a spreadsheet.
  • Making a gannt chart in Excel and I’m getting super stoked. So many great things coming soon to an interweb near you.
  • Okay, this is stupid but I can’t STAND when people send Excel workbooks with more than 1 sheet but only 1 is used. >_< Delete the others!
  • Actual quote at the G house: "Pull up a spreadsheet, we’re doing some calculations!" (Related: We are NERDSSSS!)
  • Excel doesn’t hate you. Excel doesn’t hate anyone. It is our benevolent table-mother. Trust Excel. Love Excel.
  • College apps are so stressful. I have a freaking Excel chart to make myself feel accomplished and organized. That’s just sad.
  • Know i need to do work, but i just can’t bring myself to open the spreadsheet…
  • I messed up this spreadsheet so thoroughly I’m going to leave work before I hurt something…
  • powerpoint, will i ever love you like i loved excel? #careerchange
  • New rule: You can’t complain about your computer being slow if you create and work in a 30MB Excel spreadsheet.
  • Why don’t I know how to work excel?? I feel like an idiot!
  • Umm..my boss just asked me if I’ve ever used excel before…seriously?? this is 2010 not 2000
  • I just created a spreadsheet for a spending bill in the house of reps. when I realized I was working with $ in the billions. Freak.

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