Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20101204

image If John Legend had stuck with Excel, he could have had his 2.5 minutes of internet fame too. Too bad he switched to that career in music.

  • Microsoft #Excel: the "XL" stands for "extra large".
  • Correction Excel is not my best friend today and has been replaced with a bacon bap, yes, much better #baconismyfriend
  • I have no sympathy for my under-50 coworkers who do not know how to format a damn Excel spreadsheet. #gofigureitouteinstein
  • So the idiot I work with pretty much just said that Microsoft Excel added wrong because what she manually added didn’t come out the same.
  • I hate that running a big macro freezes me out from doing anything else in Excel until it’s done. #impatient
  • Whoever "accidentally" deleted my Excel spreadsheet that took me 2 days to perfect, I put a plague on your household! #TwitterVent
  • Got my 2.5 minutes of internet fame for my budget spreadsheet: http://goo.gl/V5reE
  • Still in the office becuz of 1 stupid excel file tt has not come to me. Cant ppl just work faster?!!!
  • Dear Excel, there is no circular reference in my worksheet. Please stop tormenting me with the help document…
  • I feel dirty. That was a 2MB Excel spreadsheet I just sent. And it was binary optimized, too.
  • Shoutout to my Excel formula homies: concatenate, vlookup, pivot table…I love you guys. #latenightPPC
  • Charts in excel 2010 (and 2007 for that matter) are ridiculous. It was crap in 2003 but I know how to work that!
  • I’ve been buried in excel spreadsheets but im ready to tweet again!
  • Never really understood cricket or cricket scoring…seems to be one giant Excel spreadsheet….
  • Planning my winter meal…on a spreadsheet… geek much? 🙂
  • apparently I need to learn how to do a pivot table in excel? this report used to be easy.
  • excel spreadsheets: their slogan should be "OCD? Then you’ll love this."
  • Dear project team, please stop using the "hide" feature in Excel to obscure the useful information. kthxbai
  • a few years ago, you could have hired @johnlegend to do your Excel pivot tables! http://ow.ly/3j4FX

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