Excel Twitter 20110216

ByDebra Dalgleish February 16, 2011

Wow! That pie chart really is ugly. I wonder if they made anything that hideous in Lotus 1-2-3.

Excel makes really pretty graphs. Seriously, the pie charts are breathtaking. God, I’m lame.
Just been saved about an hours worth of work,YES EXCEL ROCKS…I didn’t think i’d ever say that!!!x
Oh my GOD I hate excel. Why is there no damn easy button to creating charts and graphs? Or am I just a hopeless data moron?
Nice my homework was a lot easier thanks to Excel doc that we were allowed to use..love that! Wish I could do that on the test tho..
Take that, Excel — ABC’s Jonathan Karl tries to explain the federal budget using the world’s ugliest 3D pie chart http://j.mp/e0AIQc
Yeah I’m tired as hell, but I just made one sexy excel spreadsheet.
even today it is still amazingly easy to stun people with the 2010 Conditional Formatting features.
a big thank you for the that fantasy comp i played in that you run, i learnt Excel formulas that have be very helpful with work.
Have you used VLOOKUP or made a pivot table yet?
Been alive for 6161 days 🙂 I love Microsoft Excel 😀
Nothing like conquering a 7321 x 20 spreadsheet to make me feel like I accomplished something today.
I just fixed my husband’s Excel problem with a formula I learned in Lotus 1-2-3. Some spreadsheets never go out of style. #nerdery
Found a way to simplify our Excel calculations by using pivot tables… Only no one here has ever heard of pivot tables… Oy!
statistics are a myth created by the spreadsheet maniacs. in reality no numbers exist at all… #madeupfacts
Just discovered QUERY and IMPORTRANGE in Google Spreadsheet – I am in Love!! What a function! Watch out Excel Pivot you are in trouble now!
More Excel lessons tomorrow. IF formulas, Vlookups and Pivot tables – am I the only one who loves these?
I would tweet that I can’t sleep because I just had a coffee drink but then someone might ask if I looked over that spreadsheet they sent.
Oh lovely a project plan timeline chart done entirely by highlighting cells in Excel. Wonder how it scales 😉

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Excel Twitter 20120802

ByDebra Dalgleish August 2, 2012January 28, 2013

Yes, Excel is the only thing that could make the happiest place on earth even happier. Now polish your halo, and click Refresh. Am I the only one who wishes their iPhone had excel so I could acess my Disney planning spreadsheet on the go? I just made a spreadsheet. Feel a little bit dirty….

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Excel Twitters 20100310

ByDebra Dalgleish March 10, 2010

Those computer games disguised as Excel sound fun, but it’s hard enough to get your work done, without those kinds of distraction. And now I have to go and find a jar that I can put on my desk, for people to drop in their tips. Things i dont enjoy- meetings, excel sheets and meetings…

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Excel Twitters 20081122

ByDebra Dalgleish November 22, 2008September 7, 2009

Answer: Dresses, molasses, puppies and beer. Question: What does Excel make us think of? And I can relate to that “You cannot quit Microsoft Excel” error, since I got it this week too, while using Excel over a Citrix server. The only way you can quit Excel is to disconnect from the server, wait 30…

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Excel Twitter 20121008

ByDebra Dalgleish October 8, 2012October 6, 2012

If you don’t have a pet bird that will help with your Excel work, maybe the guy sitting beside you on the train would have some advice. Or, ask the auditor to help you. But there’s no audit trail with a pivot table. So auditors don’t like ’em. That’s why I use ’em. Apparently some…

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Excel Twitter 20101017

ByDebra Dalgleish October 17, 2010

Happy Spreadsheet Day! Here’s a special edition of Excel Twitter to help you celebrate. Settle back, get lost in the logic, turn up the furnace and check your beer spreadsheet. A perfect day. I think I’ve overdone this spreadsheet. When I change a fomula, the computer’s fan increases in speed until it finishes calculating! I…

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Excel Twitter 20141219

ByDebra Dalgleish December 19, 2014March 14, 2017

If you want to get into the holiday spirit, buy an elf hat for your dog, and create an Excel chart that is colored in festive red and green. Please vote for your favourite tweet, in the survey at the end of this blog post. Thanks for voting last week, and the winner was:

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