Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110218

ByDebra Dalgleish

image Have you ever been bored enough to start reading the Excel help files? Or do you resort to gin when the going gets tough?

  • OH: I didn’t fall in love with you, I fell in love with your spreadsheet.
  • Oh man, I’m getting old. Can’t read the small print on excel spreadsheet. 🙁
  • Implausibly and embarrassingly excited to final discover how to mix charttypes in excel…. #sadandproud
  • Dear Statistics professors: If you’re going to assign complex graph projects, please train your students in basic Excel. Love, the Help Desk
  • I know what a Pivot Table is. Let me just say they are no fun. Good luck with Excel. Cheers.
  • Gin, gin, thesis chapters, gin, gin, gin, thesis, gin, thesis, gin gin complicated excel spreadsheet, ginny gin gin.
  • Excel training = super boring. Do I need to make a pivot table? Negative. I’d like to color the charts again please.
  • Trying to make one simple bar graph in Excel and I’m ready to burst into tears of frustration. I is stupid at the numbers.
  • For the first time I’ve created spreadsheet so crazy, I’m forced to use the "manual" calculation option. Otherwise, it just hangs. #Excel
  • Yea now I know I got OCD. I just saved this spreadsheet like 5 times w/o changing a thing. Smh
  • Spreadsheet woozy yet again. Staying up til 3 probably doesn’t help. #excel #grumpy
  • My boss, to me, today: "Keep this sheet for yourself, I already have mine". Yes, Excel sheet.
  • I use an excel spreadsheet with 2 passwords of It’s own to open2keep them all secure. One day I’ll be locked out of my own life
  • Just heard my boss’s boss ask for ‘unconditional formats’ to be added into an excel sheet. Unfortunately she didn’t get a witty retort.
  • I think everything that could possibly break in this spreadsheet did so. Back into an @arcadefire and Excel work coma.
  • I absolutely despise Excel when it can’t understand what I’m trying to do.
  • Everyone at work makes fun of me for getting excited about Excel and pie charts.
  • After working with software for more than 10 years, I found it amazing that Excel is still the best software i work with!!
  • Today at work we had an hour meeting about color coded excel spreadsheets.
  • So bored at work I’ve started reading Excel help files. Actually learnt something useful. Shocking I know

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