Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110312

ByDebra Dalgleish

image Let’s put on some Duke Ellington, crack open a monthly revenue report in Excel, and party like it’s 36525.

  • Dear @Microsoft , Excel 2010 is buggy and is making more and more work for me. Productivity: Zero. #officehaiku
  • I thought #Excel couldn’t be any worse than I’d already discovered it to be, but it always surprises me with new ways NOT to work #ExcelFail
  • If excel is like a daily jog and pivot tables are like a marathon why do monthly revenue reports seem worse than an iron man?
  • When you simultaneously work on pdf and Excel files, you realise that Excel should have a hand tool or a pan tool that Adobe Acrobat has
  • Still up inputing data into spss and microsoft excel. I don’t wanna be a teacher anymore. This is entirely too much work. #tiredtweet
  • #FML! Just worked super hard on trying to finish an excel project that I thought was due at 12 when it was due at 11:30 + it was worth 60pts
  • I may have just created the single sexiest and most useful excel spreadsheet EVER!!! With it I shall RULE THE WORLD!!!!
  • Can’t believe I just spent two hours on that spreadsheet. Like really?
  • #saynoto merged cells and shared workbooks in #Excel
  • I’ll just send gobbledegook. That will shut him up for a while. Back to your spreadsheet and Harvard Business Review, you pencilneck.
  • I’ve seen his package, and its HUGE -coworker on my boss’ excel spreadsheet
  • Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 36525. #excel
  • Have a pal in the army who keeps sending me ‘bravery’ videos. I work with a MNC. Should I send him excel sheets?
  • Made the mistake of asking my helpful developer colleague for help with an #Excel macro. #BazookaToAKnifeFight
  • excel is my friend… too bad it is like my wife, we only partially speak each others’ language. #excel
  • If one spends too much time with someone u r in love with them. This has been replaced with Excel sheets now
  • Coffee…check. Duke Ellington on spotify…check. Multiple excel spreadsheets open….check. I LOVE working from home #geekric

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