Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110511

image Excel is a wonderful tool for uniting nerds. And yes, that includes moms, trains full of businessmen, and Iron Maiden. Now, get back to your highly paid job of making Excel pretty!

  • I have clearly lost my mind. I am programming an Excel Spreadsheet in VBA to make locker selections.
  • Probably shouldn’t be desk-drumming along to Iron Maiden at 1 in the morning while I work. #Excel + #Maiden == #WIN
  • A classmate just told me that i m a nerd bc i used excel to solve regression , i thnk she is stupid cose she did it manually #nerdsunite
  • It’s 12:36am and I am in excel spreadsheet hell. So why did I pick media planning as my career of choice?
  • oh #excel, it has been awhile. but I won.
  • No, I will not fix your Excel spreadsheet #learnityourself
  • Want to impress your boss but are too lazy? Just insert a function like =IF into an Excel spreadsheet. Call it paradox of choice. Amazing!
  • It’s never a good sign when Excel encounters a problem and has to close unexpectedly.
  • Reverse engineering the most byzantine Excel workbook I’ve encountered… (oh, and FML)
  • I hate gantt charts. After spending more time than I should on doing one, it’s still not right but I give up. You won this round Excel! >:[
  • Still sitting in school doing "Problem cases" in Excel… BORING!! Entertain me! 🙂
  • why can’t I get the stupid data analysis thing up on my version of excel… this really takes the biscuit.
  • My mum has actually made a spreadsheet on excel of all the books she’s read including notes and everything…o what a nerd
  • My evening involves learning how to do basic things in Excel because it has been about 10 years since I was last required to make pie charts
  • How to Draw a Gundam in MS Excel. Being this good at drawing in Excel is like being a world champion kazoo player. http://goo.gl/cbJil
  • In true man style the key to my weight loss will be a good excel spreadsheet. I have 460 days to lose 30lbs before i’m 40 = 0.46lbs per week
  • The train is full of businessmen comparing charts, talking excel and using ‘download’ instead of ‘talk’. Team dairy, i already miss you.
  • Thanks to pivot-table.com for fixing my problem better than Excel’s help files.
  • No wonder people get paid so much to work with Excel… what the heck, how to make it pretty >.<

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