Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110628

image Tears, migraines and nightmares – how is your spreadsheet day going? Is that Excel file staring at you for a change?

  • I know – what a nightmare eh? My excel spreadsheet is staring at me from the other computer!
  • Have i mentioned lately how much it stinks to make an excel spreadsheet work like a database? Because it does. Almost in tears in my cubicle
  • I love how Excel prompts me *endlessly* whenever I try to save a .csv file. Go away I know what I’m doing, you PoS.
  • My dad sent me an excel spreadsheet from work, organized for me to list & track everything I need to get for school. He’s so awesome!
  • Thats right I just solved your entire problem with a 20 character excel formula. Dont look so amazed. Sugar in the raw. Thats how sweet I am
  • I woke up this morning having a nightmare, I was training someone to use Excel! #Microsoft #Excel #MicrosoftExcel #Nightmares
  • I would’ve finished work ages ago if Excel would just freaking cooperate!!! In the words of the wise Luke Dunphy of #ModernFamily: COME ON!
  • Having a bad migraine and forced to work with Excel sheets #LordHaveMercy
  • I rec’d a spreadsheet entirely in Comic Sans. First order of business: Ctrl+A > Ctrl+1 > Font > Arial.
  • Like I don’t know what an Excel spreadsheet is? Isn’t that a ground for instant dismissal? 😛
  • The main culprit for economic crisis is Excel Spreadsheet developed by Microsoft.
  • I would say most people using Excel and Powerpivot were analysts but that is just my opinion, not what they consider themselves
  • Sometimes when I’m bored I click cancel when excel asks me if the spreadsheet my boss has sent is off a trustworthy source
  • Somehow in the last couple of weeks I’ve become the unwilling master of the =IF function in Excel. Stupid data. Be less unmatchy.
  • #REF! #REF! #REF! #REF! #REF! is my life right at this moment. #spreadsheet
  • I’ve been coding an Excel macros all day. Finally got the code… but I cant assign a freakin TOOLBAR BUTTON to it. This can’t be life.
  • Boss is away & didn’t leave me enough to do. I’m trying to stretch one day’s work to last for a week. Excel sheet full of crazy colors.

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