Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110715

image Forget the double-entendres and stick with the simple, but timeless, Excel jokes. For example, use a clever pun, like “for sum reason”.

  • Thanks microsoft excel for making me look like an idiot at work today
  • also i have solved the mystery of the missing event! i now have an excel spreadsheet named "problemsolvinggenius" today is a good day!
  • Taught myself to do excel pivot tables today, shoot me that I have sunk so low
  • You’ve been at work too long when… you start counting numbers in Excel using your fingers
  • Testing a 100M record #PowerPivot data refresh over the internet. #SQL server is in Dallas. PowerPivot running in Chicago. Predictions?
  • So I’m trying to build a pivot table on excel and for sum reason my dollar amounts won’t show up… This is stupid… And I got a migraine
  • New blog post: Is DAX the new SQL? http://bit.ly/nO0qkq #PowerPivot #SQL #Excel
  • Hope my boss doesn’t mind ‘fghjgfdsehj’ on his excel sheet. Aka me typing with my forehead. #sleeping
  • Office hilarity: Say "What an EXCEL-lent looking spreadsheet" and giggle.
  • Dear Excel, don’t assume I want a number like 123456789012345 presented as 1.23457E+14. That’s a stupid assumption.
  • totally pooped out. was it the swim? The sun? The excel problem? who knows. do not want to do anything but lay on this couch.
  • What the hell is an "OLE action" in Excel and why is it jamming up my spreadsheet. Arrgghhhh!
  • Just want to get this report over and done with. Don’t think my brain can handle anymore excel spreadsheet *sigh
  • Here, let me help you format that Excel spreadsheet.
  • I’m such a geek… Our prof gave us a passworded document with the answers in excel… I just hacked it so I didnt have to do any work.
  • And here I was thinking the pivot table reference was a pervy double-entendre. I’m a 7th grader.
  • I have decided to learn SEO, Website design and advanced #EXCEL to keep my mind off our dysfunctional congress
  • Day 2 and I learned something new: 1. Macros in Excel are truly a gift from heaven. 2. I work fast.

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