Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110716

image Please learn to love Excel, and get your pivot tables and formulas done quickly. The poor, hungry cats are depending on you!

  • No matter how I code it, #VBA and #excel cannot handle 3,889,440 cells very quickly.
  • My computer refuses to open two Excel files at once. Hey computer, who’s the boss in this relationship?
  • Helping Mom catalog her extensive Boyds bear collection in Excel. On a netbook. Somehow not beary filled with warm fuzziness.
  • Figure 1.8 shows the nightmare of many statisticians, the Excel menu for pie charts.
  • Microsoft has 2000 people that work on Excel…I’m the only guy that works on the Tables UI! #esriuc
  • My boss loves my report AND I helped the other associate who is like 30 do baller tricks in #excel g’damn am I awesome!
  • yeah i saw my dad’s old work files and its all in excel. good thing i dont work in an office/company. haha
  • I probably have to do about 5 minutes worth of Excel related work each week, and every single week, they’re the worst part. EUGH.
  • Stuck at work as I watch my Excel spreadsheet slowly tick through replacing formulas for me – I want to go home #catswillstarvesoon
  • Just added conditional formatting to my turf density spreadsheet. Beautiful! #ilovemyjob #datawannabe #teamexcel
  • worst words I’ve heard all day: "can you put this into an Excel spreadsheet?" ::pouts:: i hate Excel πŸ™
  • I’m serious. Excel help! Please retweet….anyone…..someone…… Heh #excel #windowsexcel
  • It’s that time of day to start making pivot tables. Excel: please don’t crash, please don’t crash, please don’t crash
  • Excel pivot tables are really useful. I’ll show you how to do one next week if you like.
  • I’m looking for a simple way to "break" a y-axis in excel. Yes, I’ve googled it…looking for something a bit faster…any ideas? #excel
  • Most important skill an #aerospace #engineer, should learn in school? #Excel #VBA. Why? Because you will use it at work, no questions asked.
  • If you use #Excel daily, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems and Excel is all of em.

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