Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110903

image Did you know that Excel can help you cure a hangover, but can’t solve your chocolate problems?

  • The key to kickin a hangover is completing a 20 page Excel spreadsheet in 50 mins. I promise
  • What is the point creating a spreadsheet you can load 1 MM rows of data on if the program is simply going to chunk when you work w/ it.
  • Found out this morning I’m getting Excel 2010 at work and I got really excited. #toonerdyformyowngood
  • I just made a pivot table in Excel. I’m like A Beautiful Mind, except I don’t mop toilets for a living, or whatever. I never saw the movie.
  • Writing a userform macro on excel… Brain hurts
  • How is the current topic of conversation in my house about excel spreadsheets
  • I like how they just put "Computer Programmer" under his name. All he does is work in Microsoft Excel
  • So I think I just convinced a coworker to pay me $75 to work on an excel spreadsheet. #winning?
  • Who on earth sends out an agenda, directions, and map as an Excel spreadsheet? 🙂
  • I love it when excel turns your laptop in to a brick and you need a rebooty. Kind of like a mini vacation in your day.
  • there is no problem that cannot be solved by a spreadsheet! (except lack of chocolate #suffering)
  • Just taught someone how to create a pivot table over the phone #nerdmuch
  • Apparently, there is an end to an excel spreadsheet. Well one question of the universe has been answered!
  • Work today involves: video, fun, and Excel spreadsheets. #OneOfTheseThingsIsNotLikeTheOthers
  • Dear M$ Excel 2011: your SEARCH function returns a natural number upon finding a string.. and an ERROR if not found?? #WhatsWrongWithZero
  • Last night, midnight I wrote some convoluted excel vba, then lost the code..rewrote in half the time with better code, to bed at 1pm
  • I swear my mom’s putting a spreadsheet or something together instead of a grocery list. Holyy, she’s got the prices and everythang.
  • i had a dream that someone told me i couldn’t color code my excel sheet. more like a NIGHTMARE, am i right? #cooltweetbro

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