Excel Twitter 20110915

ByDebra Dalgleish September 15, 2011

Yes, sometimes a day in Excel feels like a week in Wonderland. Or maybe that’s caused by the gin.

Of course there’s evil in the world. Where else would excel spreadsheets come from?
Who knew Excel could be so much fun. Just finished draft of a 75 page workbook. It’s colourful, and clickable!
Tonight, after several gins, is going to be the first time I use Excel since manipulating my IT teacher into doing my work for me. #scared
Adding a slicer to a pivot table has made me the Excel king. Bow down!
Windows 8 for tablets will solve my Dads Major problem with his iPad: How do I run Excel on this
Things are very bad. I have the ferrero rocher open, holiday bottle of metaxa open and I’m staring at excel spreadsheet doing finances.
I’m Still Trying 2 Understand Why My Co Worker Doesn’t Know How 2 Rename A Workbook In Excel & He’s Been Using Excel For Over 10yrs :-/
Alright…move over PowerPoint. I think I just fell in love with Excel. *swoon*
I’m about to rock this pivot table! Take that SQL! #thingsnerdssay
oh excel, how I love you in theory and hate you in practice.
I think Lewis Carroll’s Looking Glass was really just code for Excel. #noescape #seeingweirdstuffinmydata
It’s going to be a long night… atleast I got the Excel workbook out of the way. Now on to ‘individualism vs. collectivism’
I was an hour and a half into my extensive Excel project and Excel quit. Everything lost. HAHAHA adorable.
Just got called by work. Second night in a row. Managed to sort over phone. Excel problem. I am a genius
Coworker called to point out that he is "liking" every angry status of mine on Facebook I am posting about Excel. lol
You think you know how to vlookup & pivot in excel, but you have no idea…The Real World (# if MTV had a show about the real Real World)
Dear excel, you should just be okay with a 85mb spreadsheet. Seriously. Love, me.

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Excel Twitter 20110502

ByDebra Dalgleish May 2, 2011

Yes, if you have more champagne, that spreadsheet will balance. Or it will fix itself. Well, that’s the way I remember it! Spent two hours trying to get this massive excel spreadsheet to work properly. Went to lunch, and came back and it fixed itself! /headdesk! My excel assignment should’ve taken me 30-45 minutes. Because…

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Excel Twitter 20130128

ByDebra Dalgleish January 28, 2013January 28, 2013

If you’ve had a bottle of wine, it might be better if the nanny builds the pivot tables. My colleague has been making a humongous Excel spreadsheet for 4 solid days. What’s the best way to tell him he’s been using the wrong data? At some point Microsoft redesigned how Excel makes charts. It was…

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Excel Twitter 20160205

ByDebra Dalgleish February 5, 2016February 5, 2016

Have you ever hit anyone with a pivot table? No? Not even after taking too much cold medication? Okay, go back to your pie charts.

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180302

ByDebra Dalgleish March 2, 2018March 1, 2018

Can you work on Excel files early in the morning, or is Sunday afternoon a better time? Either way, be careful that your brain doesn’t melt, and take a nap, if you need one.

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Excel Twitter 20110715

ByDebra Dalgleish July 15, 2011

Forget the double-entendres and stick with the simple, but timeless, Excel jokes. For example, use a clever pun, like “for sum reason”. Thanks microsoft excel for making me look like an idiot at work today also i have solved the mystery of the missing event! i now have an excel spreadsheet named "problemsolvinggenius" today is…

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20190426

ByDebra Dalgleish April 26, 2019April 25, 2019

Last week on Twitter, Microsoft Excel posted a fun list for the “5 jobs” challenge. Nice one, but I had more than 5 jobs before Excel was invented – how about you?

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