Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110929

ByDebra Dalgleish

image Yes, we get older, but not smarter, and we deal with our Excel problems any way that we can. But, to be fair, maybe that computer had the Etch-a-Sketch version of Excel.

  • Computer screen freezes on Twitter.. in work.. Boss walking down the corridor.. mild panic.. And just before he arrives.. Open Excel! yey!
  • Wahhhhh, someone fix my stupid excel spreadsheet! It’s totally broken 🙁 I hate you excel.
  • You know you’re serious with Excel when your boss offers to drop 8GB RAM into your system to handle the processing.
  • This is how I ensure my productivity when I am tasked with making charts and graphs in Excel. http://t.co/IX0r4Rn8
  • Up at 7am playing with Excel pivot tables #rocknrolllifestyle
  • Finally got the macros in this Excel spreadsheet to work. Let the game simulations begin!
  • You know you need a happy hour or to go halloween deco shopping when you write "bat country" in your excel report.
  • Way to impress me #excel! =Upper got an out loud cheer at my desk.
  • i need to learn how to do fancy pie charts in Excel. apparently they are crowd pleasing.
  • Then, one boss, who’s been rather intimidating and dismissive, asked me to redo somebody’s matrix because I’m "obviously skilled" in Excel.
  • I’m either gonna really love or hate Microsoft excel when I’m done with this project. Still too early to tell…
  • ‘we can’t use your pivot table because our people don’t know Excel very well’ Excuse me? D:
  • so importing data into excel spreadsheets is probably not on my top 10 favorite hobbies nor does my attention span appreciate this activity
  • I am such a nerd that I’m actually excited about studying linear programming in my spreadsheet modeling class.
  • Dear Excel, why must you fight me this wonderful fall morning? WHY? #excel #justaskin
  • Scared to fall asleep tonight. Not because of spiders or rats… because I’m afraid of having dreams about making charts in Excel. #longday
  • Just witnessed a 40 year old woman shake her computer screen because she erased a workbook in Excel. Yes that’ll fix it lady.

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