Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20111104

image When you finish your Excel charts for homework, please start working on the bus timetable report. It should be colour coded, but please, don’t make it orange.

  • So far, my new position at work has taught me how completely overrated Excel spreadsheets are.
  • It took me two days to figure out how to make this chart in Excel. Homework can now resume.
  • On my way to my Excel course. Am about to become spreadsheet whiz rather than duffer. Might be expecting too much.
  • Okay…like 3 minutes ago I remembered how to do formulas in spreadsheet and have just blanked out and remember nothing
  • Always save your work before leaving for the day. You never know when Excel is going to throw up all over your computer. #nftc
  • I woke up last night from a nightmare. All I remember is it involved a haunted Excel spreadsheet. #NerdDreams
  • No, u don’t need a bank to convince you if you can afford that car or home. A simple Excel spreadsheet and honesty will do.
  • I don’t even want to know how many excel sheets I’ve worked on today. I’d moan but I secretly love organising them with colour coding
  • I think bus timetables should publish the mean and standard deviation of the wait time. They could work it out in Excel.
  • Tonight I heroically helped my son to create a chart using Excel. He was impressed that I could do that. #SoWasI
  • Some people see an Excel spreadsheet with figures in it, I see A TSUNAMI OF PANIC heading towards me
  • I think we should be able to commit to sending replies in the form of sonnets embedded in an lotus 123 spreadsheet 🙂
  • I don’t know how to change the title of a legend on a graph on excel and I want to cry
  • Spent past 28 hours working on an excel spreadsheet. Glad I can now manually count sheep in my sleep. #REF
  • I went to art school to be a designer, but here I am 10 years later managing inane feedback in an Excel spreadsheet. #ItsCalledWorkNotFun
  • You work like a maniac on a spreadsheet and the system shuts down without the excel being saved! #WorstThatCouldHappen
  • made my excel graph and not to toot my own horn, but its awesome…and orange! 🙂

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