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Excel Twitter 20111205

imageAn Excel file that takes 10 minutes to open isn’t such a bad thing — that gives you a little time to focus on your music career. And try to avoid the lightning bolts!

  • Last night I had a nightmare I couldn’t find the REF error in an excel model. Work has officially consumed my conscious and sub-conscious.
  • (I really hope there’s no "Microsoft Excel Pie Chart Creativity" academic journals out there, calling me some kinda artsy-fartsy type.)
  • I’ve finally found a use for the Pivot Table tool. I suppose this means God may strike me down with lightening at any moment now.
  • Never thought creating an excel spreadsheet would be part of my music career… But I’m strangely comfortable with it.
  • Pivot table me up, training man. I want all the tables. ALL OF THEM.
  • I’m trying to put together a pivot table from over 540,000 data points! I think my computer is crying.
  • Oh good heavens–I love a ood Excel spreadsheet. All I need is a sum key and I’m set. Formulas? Over the moon!
  • Today’s phrase used to describe an IT-related problem: "this is unbearable". We could have skipped waterboarding for excel docs, apparently.
  • I think I’m addicted to excel. I’m going to work early to work on a spreadsheet that nobody’s asked me to do.
  • Nothing like opening your emails and discovering a 45MB spreadsheet for you to sort out. It takes Excel 10 mins just to open the thing.
  • Pivot Tables, Excel, Slow Computers, Vodka = Hell
  • Excel geeks do it after midnight. With formulas. And pivot tables. That is all. #excelgeeksconcatenate
  • I just want to put this Excel workbook on Facebook and Twitter for everyone to admire because I worked so hard on it.
  • only language i used to code was VBA within excel. that gets me nowhere. so i need you to point me in the direction as a total n00b
  • Not many things beat the agony of a couple of hundred #REF! symbols in a spreadsheet when a few minutes ago there were numbers… #facepalm
  • Save changes? What changes? I didn’t make any changes. Stupid Excel

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