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Excel Twitter 20111222

imageThat’s what Excel needs – more tinsel! And if we’re making a wish list, a beer garden would be a nice add-in.

  • I cant believe i am missing out on the secret party tonight to do a bloody excel spreadsheet! #dedicatedtothejob
  • My boss has been trying to figure out something in excel for 20+ mins, used google to help & it took me longer to type this tweet #techjock
  • Been staring at an Excel spreadsheet for the past 3 hours. I must look like a wounded fish staring at the computer screen.
  • My 2.5 year-old son starred at my excel pie chart and said "Pizza! So Yummy!". #freshperspective
  • Just found my moms spreadsheet for my Christmas list… Microsoft Excel says I’m gonna have a great Christmas #thankgodformynerdmom
  • It amuses me how people create the most elaborate charts & graphs to hide the underlying statistics. I didn’t know Excel had all this color.
  • In the office on my own, got the tunes on, tinsel all over the place, preparing for excel spreadsheet hour…..
  • Lord I can’t work Microsoft excel for my life. I always end up just putting white out and crap on my graphs after I print them. hahaha
  • My bosses love to duplicate effort. They want various columns from various excel sheets to be on various excel sheets. Sigh.
  • The week leading up to Christmas is possible the worst week ever to start data analysis. Blank spreadsheet. Beer garden. What would you do?
  • Lasagna + caffe latte + Bob Marley & The Wailers documentary + excel spreadsheet = awesome day at work!
  • Microsoft should really put some effort in making Excel look a lot more friendly. Work with Excel should be fun! #sarcasm
  • yogurt covered pretzels: you’re the only thing getting me through this excel spreadsheet. i love you.
  • Omg I can’t believe I did that! Poor naming of excel files leads to me deleting the file I was working on all day. #fml
  • YES!!! when i play Jeopardy with my family, we keep score on an excel spreadsheet. it’s serious #nerd
  • I friggin love Excel, that’s even more fun than playmobils.
  • Last week, a customer sent me a PDF of a screenshot of an Excel spreadsheet. I think I win.

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