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ByDebra Dalgleish December 28, 2011

Yes, it’s hard to remember those Excel formulas, after a holiday break. Don’t try to build a 200 row worksheet on your first day back!

Excel won’t open on my work computer. I’ve waited liiiike a week, to see if some magical computer update would fix it in the night.
I LOVE MAKING EXCEL CHARTS AND GRAPHS – guy who loves making excel charts and graph (ME)
Right now, I love Microsoft Excel more than anything in the whole wide world.
I have like 24 excel graphs to create for my research like daym. #Offline
I don’t care how geeky it sounds, excel has been a 4th sibling to me, we share too many good memories, he gets me and I love him ?
I find myself spending a disturbing amount of time in a certain bloated spreadsheet app 🙁
Not a bad day at work, think I learned at least 3 new function commands like #DGET during my quest to rid us of #powerpoint with #excel
Client has given us a pdf of a chart. Take a snapshot and put in background of an Excel chart so I can overlay grid lines to read points.
Far too many infographics would look better as geocities pages with jpegs of Excel charts
The thrill of changing cells from pink to green might just be enough to keep me using this spreadsheet. #OnThePlusSideThePelletsAreExcellent
Just love how Excel calculates all your formulas. Magic for those, like me, who have a love/hate relationship with numbers #joy
Today at work I built an excel sheet over two hundred lines long. This was a personal best for me
is getting a headstart for tomorrow’s back-to-work day. Hello, MS Excel! *dies* #thisisnotpartofmyjobdescription
Remembering Excel formulas. Need more coffee. #metrics #charts #caffiene
Dear older business people, Adobe made this file format called a pdf. An excel file does not work as good. Trust me.

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