Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110127

imageIf you’re providing Excel help at the local bar, don’t drink too much! You’ll end up putting in faulty VLOOKUPs, or getting into a crash (and not the Excel kind).

  • It seems the only way to speed up this system today would be to code excel from scratch #itsatadslooooooow
  • Has anyone actually built an Excel spreadsheet with 1048576 rows? Just curious, you know. No particular reason or anything.
  • I feel like an idiot. If anyone knows how to make a line graph on Excel, feel free to give me a ring.
  • Gotta say, feels pretty awesome to figure out a set of Excel formulas that cut your workflow on a spreadsheet in half! #fb
  • They’d discover I’d put in faulty VLOOKUPs. Pivot Tables referencing spurious data. And that I’d set Excel’s date calculator to 1904 mode.
  • Excel and Evernote have similar icons. Whenever I want to save a recipe I open a workbook. #frustrated
  • That wonderful feeling when you finally get together a complicated graph in Excel! #gettinggoodatexcel
  • Created a brilliant spreadsheet but the macros only work on excel 2007 & 2010. Crash on 2003. Hate that.
  • Is it nerdy that I am super excited that I wrote some awesome VB code in an Excel Macros for a report I’m working on? #supernerdy
  • frequent your favorite bar and they will ask you to help solve their excel worksheet problems.
  • I have a day of conducting 2 funerals then home to convert Excel data to pretty bar charts for a client. Never boring, my days!
  • Just learned that my last name is a "reserved word in Excel" which makes entering it onto a spreadsheet tricky #pitfallsofawordsurname
  • Bored at work = type random lists in Excel.
  • Sat at my desk enjoying a bowl of porridge and my clever Excel spreadsheet, watching the rain #WWT #dreamsofOz
  • A shared Excel 2003 workbook, with enabled macros, is my Kryptonite… It is killing me slowly….
  • I hope you’re turned on by my ability to effortlessly format Excel charts.

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