Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120403

imageIgnore the grocery checkout guy – it’s perfectly normal to create your shopping list in Excel.

  • Just solved a co-worker’s excel problem. WITH SCIENCE.  
  • Hell is an endless Excel spreadsheet of math and a room of noisy coworkers.
  • I’ll spend the rest of the day in Excel. You can find me via vlookup(). I’ll hang around the pivot table.  
  • Mocked by the grocery store checkout dude because I had my shopping list in an Excel spreadsheet.
  • Shouldn’t have made that stupid GWA calculator excel file cos now the grades under the "lowest acceptable" column are coming true <//////3  
  • Instead of messing around with Excel Pivot Tables, I imported the whole deal into MYSQL and got the answers the old fashioned way: hacking.
  • Choosing Pet Insurance is HARD. I’ve got an excel doc open with pivot tables for 7 carriers, 20 plan options and 7 scenarios of needed care.  
  • I have spent over 16 hours the last few days on this damn Excel problem. I have decided it’s not me, it’s Excel.
  • Purple pivot tables in excel 2010. Now I am happy. 🙂
  • Time to write about a dangerous weekend in Prince George’s involving more shootings that I can accurately count. Excel chart is essential.
  • Once I year I bemoan the fact that I don’t know Excel. Just about ready to make a graph with a ruler & crayons.  

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