Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120709

If Excel starts to dance, you’ve either stayed at work too long, or nodded off in front of your computer again. No one thinks that you’re working.

  • printed off a 7 page excel spreadsheet i’ve compiled and now i feel like the greatest scholar the world has ever seen
  • Today I await the arrival of a spreadsheet like the results from a colonoscopy.
  • Now I just need to persuade agencies I can actually use MS Office. *whips up fancy excel graphs to put in fancy ppt slideshow* *dies inside*
  • My boss is unable to see the world if it’s not formatted in MS Excel. Like, she probably sees her pet cat as a bunch of formulas.
  • is it wrong to love the internet for facilitating my further love of Excel?
  • I love waking up from dreaming of data entries and excel sheets all night. #someonesavemefromthisnightmare
  • Yes, Excel, please delete my 18 page spreadsheet. I really wanted to redo it. Really.
  • Social convention dictates when one has two earbuds in and eyes squinting at an excel spreadsheet, one does not wish to be interrupted. #fyi
  • Joy of being an accountant? I can throw an excel spreadsheet up on my screen & nod off. Everyone thinks I’m working.
  • New discovery! When you stay at work for nearly 10 hours, Excel starts to do a little dance. It might be singing too
  • My boss still uses Lotus 1-2-3. While he is away I am going to convert everything to Excel and delete the Lotus files.
  • Spent 30 min tryin to remember a stupid excel formula I shouldn’t have forgotten in the first place
  • Both Cherry and I have a cold. Boo. Spending the day in bed with the little one and an Excel spreadsheet. I know how to live.
  • The most exciting part of my day was adding a VLOOKUP to an Excel spreadsheet. Also, fighting a cholo grizzly was cool.
  • Someone will send you an excel spreadsheet that is color-coded. Find a dark, damp corner and just weep. More for Colorblind Gemini…
  • Wondering if I can cobble together some code/macro to get #excel to open a database,extract data and then tweet #alittleknowledgeisdangerous

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