Excel Twitter 20120709

ByDebra Dalgleish July 9, 2012July 8, 2012

If Excel starts to dance, you’ve either stayed at work too long, or nodded off in front of your computer again. No one thinks that you’re working.

printed off a 7 page excel spreadsheet i’ve compiled and now i feel like the greatest scholar the world has ever seen
Today I await the arrival of a spreadsheet like the results from a colonoscopy.
Now I just need to persuade agencies I can actually use MS Office. *whips up fancy excel graphs to put in fancy ppt slideshow* *dies inside*
My boss is unable to see the world if it’s not formatted in MS Excel. Like, she probably sees her pet cat as a bunch of formulas.
is it wrong to love the internet for facilitating my further love of Excel?
I love waking up from dreaming of data entries and excel sheets all night. #someonesavemefromthisnightmare
Yes, Excel, please delete my 18 page spreadsheet. I really wanted to redo it. Really.
Social convention dictates when one has two earbuds in and eyes squinting at an excel spreadsheet, one does not wish to be interrupted. #fyi
Joy of being an accountant? I can throw an excel spreadsheet up on my screen & nod off. Everyone thinks I’m working.
New discovery! When you stay at work for nearly 10 hours, Excel starts to do a little dance. It might be singing too
My boss still uses Lotus 1-2-3. While he is away I am going to convert everything to Excel and delete the Lotus files.
Spent 30 min tryin to remember a stupid excel formula I shouldn’t have forgotten in the first place
Both Cherry and I have a cold. Boo. Spending the day in bed with the little one and an Excel spreadsheet. I know how to live.
The most exciting part of my day was adding a VLOOKUP to an Excel spreadsheet. Also, fighting a cholo grizzly was cool.
Someone will send you an excel spreadsheet that is color-coded. Find a dark, damp corner and just weep. More for Colorblind Gemini…
Wondering if I can cobble together some code/macro to get #excel to open a database,extract data and then tweet #alittleknowledgeisdangerous

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Excel Twitter 20101203

ByDebra Dalgleish December 3, 2010

Do you use Excel for things like predicting the visible spectra of hydrogen? Or for hand colour coding media lists? Or as a sleep aid? Making simple excel spreadsheets @ work is more fun than doing actual work. It also makes me look like a genius. argh. Google search for missing pivottable charts in excel…

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20181026

ByDebra Dalgleish October 26, 2018October 25, 2018

Do you ever work on old Excel files accidentally? Is your bad behaviour corrupting Excel? Make a few pivot table jokes and you might feel giddy again.

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Excel Twitter 20100512

ByDebra Dalgleish May 12, 2010

Today’s lesson from the Excel related tweets — don’t let your boss or your cat near your Excel files. So – who’s going to send around one of those World Cup Excel sheets where you can fill in the results? Come on! I thought my excel instructions just said ‘At this point don’t forget to…

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180316

ByDebra Dalgleish March 16, 2018March 15, 2018

What would you rate your Excel skills, on a scale of 1 to 10? Eleven? Or would you like write a million words, and avoid Excel, because of your anger problems?

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Excel Twitter 20101018

ByDebra Dalgleish October 18, 2010

I haven’t tried sushi with Excel, but maybe it helps. Fish oils are supposed to improve brain function. Jello shots probably don’t. my worst nightmare is people yelling at me what to input into excel #nocryinginbschool #quote Sushi & Movie with Excel spreadsheet Applying for a credit card is ridiculous. I had to make an…

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Excel Twitter 20150220

ByDebra Dalgleish February 20, 2015December 5, 2015

If you’re the only one in the room who can make a pivot table, maybe you can get some consulting work, or build a Role Playing Game that uses bullet points.

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