Excel Twitter 20120719
A pivot table book is not a good substitute for a fly swatter. And if you break your arm, it will be harder to clap when you get excited about your Excel accomplishments.
- They want me to make all these fancy charts in Excel, what they don’t know is that it was a struggle just to get the bar graphs
- I packed an extra casual shirt with me to work to change to when things get rough, like doing excel sheets.
- I almost broke my arm trying to kill a fly with a book on Excel pivot tables just now
- Helped my dad fix his formulas on his excel spreadsheet for work and got a beer in return #eventrade
- My Dad told me he is doing a project at work on graph paper instead of Excel because "it’s easier that way." Conclusion: I could do it.
- My boss just figured out how to use the auto sum on an excel spread sheet. He got so excited he clapped. I need a raise.
- The apophenia of making Excel charts out of randomly generated data is great. "Wow, that’s a very interesting trend–oh, wait."
- Just accidentally closed an Excel file without saving and lost several hours of work. Wishing for a liquor bottle in a desk drawer.
- Oh excel how you tease me… hiding a worksheet full of hours of work and thousands of data points is really not funny… #phdchat #panic
- Curse you, single line of excel macro code that took up four hours of my life
- When I was younger I know one thing I definitely didnt wanna be when i grew up was an expert in Microsoft Excel! #LifeFail #FML
- So I had a nightmare about work – that an Excel spreadsheet I made got corrupted. This is now what I dream about. Microsoft Excel.
- spending too much time at work… Saw a tweet with brackets in it & thought of access & excel vba code… #saveme
- some of the new pivot table options in Excel 2013 make me a little bit happy (not in the pants)
- If there was a Turing test for conscious premeditated malice, the chart function in MS Excel would pass with flying colours.
- My excel gave up. I think I’m a demanding boss :s
- Promoted from code monkey to excel monkey. Nothing says career progression like fine tuning skills of hacking flaky excel spreadsheets.
- After five days, this Excel file is becoming a sort of Zen thing. "First you stare into the spreadsheet. Then it stares into you…"
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