Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120724

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageCan you get a pivot table at Ikea, or do you have to go to the edge of the universe, and beyond? Every Excel genius should be able to answer that question.

  • Had breakfast with a statistician; lost subsequent six hours in Excel seeing if my course evals look better as piecharts or bar graphs.
  • #imt122 Had some fun trying on some excel charts. Discovered columns just suit me best .
  • Been trying to make Excel work. Realise reading Mills & Boon during much of GCSE maths may have been an error.
  • Feeling inspired to write today but need to finish off some office work. Creativity will have to wait. Although I may play with Excel graphs
  • Am going through the Guardian’s Olympic guide line by line. With a pen and an excel spreadsheet. #2012OCD
  • I need someone who can do excel graphs. Now.
  • Welcome back to the work week! First awesome discovery: Excel 2013 finally allows spreadsheets in separate windows\monitors #TheLittleThings
  • Just call me an excel genius now. I am mastering sums right now and making this spreadsheet do outrageously intelligent things, oh yeaaah.
  • Want to see beyond the edge of the Universe? Simple. Scroll right to column IV on an Excel spreadsheet and then scroll right some more
  • Right its time for round 1 of Cheryl versus graphs on excel!
  • I’m hilarious. No, seriously, I have a graph, an excel sheet, and an hour long PowerPoint illustrating this universal truth.
  • Dude at my sister’s work: (opened up microsoft excel) "How d’you get rid of the boxes to write normally?" Sis: "Erm, open up microsoft word"
  • Just made my first ever graph on excel I AM THE GOD OF ALL GODS
  • my index finger is feeling a bit odd. Too much copying and pasting in excel on this stupid laptop with no mouse !!
  • Difference from me having "Manager" in my Job title (as opposed to "peon") is "Too many Dicks (On the Dancefloor)" blasts during Excel work
  • WHAT ON EARTH IS A PIVOT TABLE? and why can’t i get it from ikea???
  • In work for 90 mins. 8 charts completed. A monkey with a PC could do better. A stupid monkey. On Excel 2003. While writing shakespeare

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