Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120725

image Pink spreadsheets might be perfect for your Excel wedding plan files, but not for business reports. People will think that you’ve been smoking something!

  • everyone that I work with makes the most boring excel sheets all of mine are color coded in all different shades of pink.
  • You know you’re an industrial engineer when you have an excel spreadsheet managing each part of your life.
  • Seeing a middle aged man playing angry birds next to a guy on excel on the train in to work is a strange sight.
  • 90% of the time I spend at work is spent scrolling through an excel spreadsheet pretending I’m actually doing something with it.
  • Attempting to work with pivot tables in excel. This is not as simple as I figured it would be.
  • Few things are more hideous than a poorly designed, brightly coloured Excel spreadsheet. #myeyes #thegogglesdonothing
  • I was going to ask your advice on an excel spreadsheet I’m having trouble with…and then I remembered. Twitter.
  • the thought of making graphs using excel instantly makes me want to fall asleep #boring #dissertationhell
  • make a pretty spreadsheet like you usually do. – my boss
  • What I’ve learned in this class thus far… Excel does most of the work
  • I may be underutilized, but I’m not unproductive!! Been working on building an entire spreadsheet of fake data to practice macros writing.
  • *rolls up an excel spreadsheet and smokes it* I’m high on data
  • Excel keeps telling me my worksheet has too much data for it to load. Isn’t this the point of excel???
  • Love that my fiance is proficient in Excel 😛 #weddingplanning
  • I shouldn’t be allowed to use excel at work. I just have competitions with myself at how fast I can delete whole columns of digits..
  • Screw you Microsoft excel…..work the way I want you to work… #msoffice
  • My pivot table is BROKEN. Commence with weeping while I try to figure out where.
  • I am trying to make a pivot table. Can you smell the smoke?

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