Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120919

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageWhen you finish the code that listens for Christmas sleigh bells, please send me a copy. I’ll send you the $10 that I found in my jeans (if I still have it).

  • Took the day off and still ended up producing an Excel pivot table and chart (for personal finances). What is wrong with me.
  • I’m so bad at making charts on Excel. My brain so does not work that way.. #DamnYouLeftBraineders…
  • Going to write a piece of code now that checks for Christmas Day by listening out for sleigh bells and checking my bank balance. #excel #vba
  • You know you’ve forgotten everything you learnt in your high school computer classes when you google how to to make a chart in excel.
  • so apparently if your Excel workbook contains more than 15 worksheets, complex formulas and 3000+ lines, it bombs continuously #bleedingeyes
  • I love how my professor obsessive compulsively centers all the cells in Excel
  • Oh snap, learning how to create pivot tables in Excel at work today…watch out world!! #ExcelNerd
  • Just customized some macro code for Excel… Yay for Google.
  • Why is Microsoft Excel so dumb it won’t open another workbook when you are editing a cell?? I can’t get it.
  • I found $10 in my jeans AND made a 100 on my Excel assignment. Today has been more like the rainy days I love. #iloverain #happyday
  • Just learnt how to make bad-ass graphs in excel and I am feeling gooooooood!!! #ilovespreadsheets
  • What good is an analyst that doesn’t know how to operate pivot tables in Excel???
  • Just made the dopest thing ever in excel. The boss loves it.
  • Only person in my class that knows how to work Excel therefore I challenge myself to playing Spider Solitaire whilst doing assignment.
  • Why is the Excel LOOKUP function so f’ing difficult to use? I’ve seen assembly code that’s more user friendly.
  • So today I have spent 3 and a half hours alternating between swearing at flow charts and swearing at excel – glamorous life this eh?!
  • How many designers does it take to print an Excel spreadsheet correctly? Three and counting…
  • I can’t even count how many concerts I’ve been to.. oh wait, yes I can. I have an excel spreadsheet.

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