Excel Twitter 20120924

ByDebra Dalgleish September 24, 2012September 23, 2012

Your day will go better if you wear a super cute outfit, and drink coffee, while working on those tough pivot table problems.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any problem just with potatoes or Microsoft excel
I think i have a problem…..making a list on excel just calmed me down!!!! #organize
Boss asked siri how to use microsoft excel :/ cool bro
I never thought I’d live to see the day that I needed 10k rows in an excel workbook. It’s so beautiful.
After several attempts of making this pivot table work, I gave up, got coffee, tried again, and it worked! Magic. #coffeefixeseverything
I am not in the mood whatsoever to create an excel worksheet to do the accounting cycle for a pretend company with pretend data
Pitching a musical on spreadsheets. Already penned a gospel rejoice on formulae and reckon I can sort a pivot table tap dance. #backtowork
I always flirt with the concept of dumping Excel for Numbers, but then I think, do I really need another spreadsheet program in my life?
I ‘heart’ pivot tables. Thanks Excel. Given me extra time for a cup of tea and a Twitter break. Now if only it could say what it all means?
I have no clue why strangers keep complimenting me today but apparently I have a super cute outfit on & I make nice graphs on Excel #thanks
Our IT problem tracker has an issue "Excel is being a dick" as status "resolved". Unlikely.
did you know that all cells regenerate so after 10 years you have a completely different excel spreadsheet
Client called to ask if I could stop by Monday to make the letters bigger on the excel spreadsheet I built her. Lost Cause?
Talking to a fellow mac owner…"why don’t you use Windows to do your excel graph" Me "Nahhh it’s never that serious"
That feeling when you just know your excel spreadsheet isn’t going to recover your documents
Did I seriously just Google "How to make a bar chart in Excel"? I swear Excel was simpler when I used it in primary school.
I used to make bar charts on Excel for fun when I was younger. I was a strange child.

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ByDebra Dalgleish January 31, 2020August 16, 2020

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Have you ever been bored enough to start reading the Excel help files? Or do you resort to gin when the going gets tough? OH: I didn’t fall in love with you, I fell in love with your spreadsheet. Oh man, I’m getting old. Can’t read the small print on excel spreadsheet. 🙁 Implausibly and…

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ByDebra Dalgleish October 25, 2011

Be careful if using Excel while drinking frozen margaritas – it could result in formatting worksheets with Comic Sans font. Our IT manager just told my boss to name the excel of her usernames/password "Tracking My Pimples" I have 42 pages of excel work to do and its due tomorrow. #procrastinator. Fml. So glad I…

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ByDebra Dalgleish January 10, 2012

It’s a bit late in the new year to discover that your brain cells disappeared over the holidays. Maybe Dr. House could fix your head, and your Excel charts. I spent one hour creating an excel sheet when all along it was already made, it was in a hidden column ahhh #work frustration! I am…

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Excel Twittr 20121231

ByDebra Dalgleish December 31, 2012December 31, 2012

Happy New Year! May the upcoming year be filled with fresh spreadsheets and no nightmares about Excel. I have an excel spreadsheet waiting for me at work. There’s 1402 things on it I need to check…I’m only at 200 Excel only crashed 24 times while editing the combined RFP spreadsheet. Awesome. Save. Save. Save. Dammit….

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