Excel Twitter 20120928

ByDebra Dalgleish September 28, 2012September 27, 2012

Where did your life go wrong? Did you forget to alphabetize? Was it a result of dedication or procrastination or time wasted on Excel Gantt charts?

In a given week, my boss talks to me about this excel spreadsheet for at least 10 hours. Today, we are talking about color coding:(
That awkward moment when you break everything you and your boss did on Excel. #Oops #Fired
Crap. I just found myself smiling while working with Excel. Do formulas & pivot tables really bring me joy? WHAT HAVE I BECOME?? #fb
The moment when your excel amortization problem solves correctly: priceless.
For the love of sweet baby jesus, don’t use excel if your not going to organize and alphabetize it! Literally takes two extra clicks. ******
Having to create a pivot table in Excel makes you wonder where you’re life went wrong.
"Whenever you mention pivot tables in excel, it’s like you’ve crossed over into black arts or something." so entertained by #dc12 roadshow
Did my 1st excel work by myself. Ok I had a lil help bt I still did it.
Wrote the coolest lil filter & calculations for my wifes worksheet all night #GoodHusband #Excel #VBA #Macro #HashtagsAreAnnoying
Student sent me an email saying she spent the afternoon youtubing how to graph on excel. #dedication or #procrastination on something else?
it’s taking all my willpower to remain professional after figuring out how to work this complicated excel file. Wanna do a hump dance.
Creating line charts in Excel and drinking beer. This is my life. http://t.co/5emTLQBG
I thought my film project’d be giving me anxiety over the next week. That was before I sat down to make a chart in Microsoft #Excel… #HELP
If I send you an excel worksheet..why would you print it, highlight it and MAIL it back to me? #TechFail
I’ve done it. Broke Microsoft Excel. Pivot tables no longer grab the right data. It’s broken. Now what?
Can I just tell twitter how much I love Excel formulas!? #MakingAccountingEASY!
I am an excel spreadsheet ninja!!! Just so you know. 🙂
I just discovered by accident that Ctrl+N opens up a brand new Excel worksheet. Today is a good day.
How much time is wasted trying to use Excel to make useful Gantt charts? Too much.

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