Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20121102

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageIf you are going to ask your little sister to help with your Excel homework, make sure that she’s not carrying any applesauce.

  • There are some engineers who see a problem and think, "I know, I’ll use VB and Excel." Now they have a management job awaiting them. #fb
  • I am a boss at Microsoft Excel. I’m not sure if I should be proud of that.
  • Excel becomes a different type of monster when you right-click a sheet’s tab and select "view code" #bankai
  • I am now going to open an Excel spreadsheet for major curriculum planning. This is as exciting as starting up a new car. (Don’t judge me.)
  • Working with PowerPivot is so….ugh
  • You know you’re doing some intense excel work when you have dubstep playing in the background
  • I wonder how much of my engineering career has been spent adjusting Excel charts (colors, lines, labels, font size) for PowerPoint slides.
  • This excel spreadsheet is my baby. I shall cradle it in my arms tonight and run my fingers through its formulas.
  • I have an algebra project due tomorrow and I have no idea how to make graphs on excel. And am I working ok it? No. I’m laying in bed.
  • I’m basically the bruce springsteen of pivot tables in excel
  • I have no idea if excel is stupid or is the formula that I typed in not clear enough **
  • who has a computer? We need to look at that excel spreadsheet -what everyone wants to hear at a party
  • My schedule for work that my boss just sent me uses Excel and honestly, it’s like reading a foreign language
  • That feeling when it’s 8:30 PM and you accidentally delete the wrong Excel worksheet without saving…
  • Toddler: What you got there a 1400 line Excel workbook?Let me slap my applesauce on the keyboard and erase all the formatting
  • I just created an excel formula containing SUMIF and INDIRECT commands & I think my workbook has become sentient as a result.
  • Just scrolled really fast down an Excel spreadsheet. Almost gave myself a seizure.
  • 3 infuriating hours and I still can’t create the stupid chart is stupid excel. now trying to get little sister to do my homework for me.

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