Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20121112

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageThat’s what Excel should be used for – minced pie assessments. Or should that be minced pi? Would Nate Silver eat that?

  • I can write a whole website in code but I can’t pass an Excel test. College is so stupid sometimes. #veryupset
  • Right enough work. Brain has melted. Off out for dinner. Note: if you write over formulas in Excel you should be shot. Repeatedly.
  • that moment when you realize making a color coded excel spreadsheet of your spring semester was the highlight of your day… #college #lame
  • Why would you send me an excel workbook without any formulas?? #actuaryproblems #ugh
  • Still don’t get why we’re not taught to use Excel. If I can work a blank spreadsheet, it’s obvious I get the math concept. #RealSkills
  • That moment when you did all the graphs for your lab report wrong… Thank god my dad is an Excel genius
  • Is it possible to go into beast mode on an excel spreadsheet I have 2.5 hours to finish what normally takes all day? #CorporateGrinding
  • Excel error? Let me just change your macro setting… No I don’t really work out. Why yes, I am free for dinner. That’s what I’m banking on.
  • Does excel blow up if u pivot the pivot table #pivottablesaresocool
  • How has all my years of schooling not taught me how to make a line graph on excel. Good thing we got YouTube tutorials
  • Every night, Drunk Nate Silver sits down at a pivot table for dinner. He doesn’t eat. He just crunches numbers. Mostly pi. #drunknatesilver
  • The customer tracks issues in Excel… and sends us a SCREENSHOT of the spreadsheet when it’s time for a status update.
  • “I copied the excel chart into Paint and created a Jpeg. Are you able to get it clearer for me?” <- adjusted the hue for rosier numbers.
  • At a Starbucks downtown and a guy sitting at a table burst out laughing. On his laptop screen? An Excel spreadsheet.
  • Time to relax after my first day instore… Then up tomorrow for more work as I stare into the void that is an excel spreadsheet.
  • Curse the man who sent me an excel spreadsheet with every single line highlighted with bright yellow #blind
  • That awkward moment when you realize that Excel does not magically turn numbers into graphs. #lost #help…
  • Other news, the firm have made an Excel spreadsheet to mark the scores of mince pies which will be bought from different places on fridays.

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