Excel Humor

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ByDebra Dalgleish

imageI hope you enjoy the holidays, and your stocking is filled with sweet macros and pivot tables. But remember, don’t argue with any talking spreadsheets! Tell some bad Christmas jokes instead!

  • Using a pivot table to sum the ingredients for the different recipes in my Christmas meal spreadsheet. My geek power will rule the world!
  • Chris’ mother-in-law has made a Christmas spreadsheet. Are you as organised or slightly more slapdash?
  • I wonder if Santa has the “naughty or nice” list on excel. I’ll bet it was all kinds of sweet macros and pivot tables.
  • Mum is quite literally contemplating making an Excel spreadsheet to monitor my 25-year-old brother’s fever.
  • Who took the filters off my Excel spreadsheet! #WorkingGirlIssues
  • I’m hiding the numbers of the fibonacci sequence on this excel spreadsheet… I wonder if anyone will notice
  • Why did I never think of adding a pivot table to my budget till now? 😮
  • I probably should have read the message that popped up from closing that Excel Workbook before clicking a button. #1stWorldProblems
  • my dad has made an excel spreadsheet of everyone’s christmas presents. soon he’s gonna make a pie chart to see which child is most spoilt
  • According to the Lady of the House, successful Christmas shopping depends on how detailed your excel spreadsheet is #HELP #ShopTilYaDROP
  • And of course I don’t hang out at Linkedin. Only guys who wear blue oxfords and work on excel spreadsheets do that.
  • Arrgh! errant workbook delete in excel, hours of work gone, why hadn’t I saved yet?!@#$?…:>(
  • Inside the twisted mind of MS Excel: “I’ve sprayed the printing of your simple spreadsheet over 8 sheets of A4 paper. Have a nice day!”
  • I think people are endorsing my excel skills on LinkedIn as a joke, not sure though I do know my way around a spreadsheet.
  • just your average evening of excel spreadsheet magic
  • Just learned that my father-in-law keeps a spreadsheet of restaurants he’s been to that lists what he ordered & if it was good. <3 x 10.
  • Dad made an Excel spreadsheet tonight. You would’ve thought he parted the Red Sea the way mom reacted. #technologyisntforeveryone
  • Dad paying me to produce some bar charts on excel for the business #easymoney
  • Staring at these accounts all morning has made my head go a bit strange. Hasn’t it, talking Excel spreadsheet? “Yes, it has. Beep.”

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