Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20130104

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageYes, life in the cube can be frustrating, especially if Excel keeps crashing, or if your co-workers try to sabotage you. Maybe a pivot table would help.

  • Starting the day by clearing my phone, email inbox and creating an excel spreadsheet for my expenses this year. Ooooh organised 😉
  • Standing in a field and I need to make a spreadsheet. Oh, that’s right. I have a @windowsphone! Excel document saved to cloud.
  • really don’t love it when excel crashes for the 876685785931st time in one day…
  • spent half an hour trying to work out how to get a text box on a chart in excel.. not even google knows this one #macproblems #doomed
  • Learning something new today, going to learn how to work better with #Excel. A few new formulas to make hockey scoresheet better.
  • "Hey can you make me one of those spinnin tables?" -Do you mean a pivot table? "Yea, that."
  • I love how fast Word and Excel load. You know why that is? Because it’s largely the same code you were running on your 486 in 1995.
  • i have spent way too much time making my excel sheets and charts to plot my simpsons watchage. #nerdmuch
  • Don’t know if I’m more proud of completing a six-hour spreadsheet project, or deleting 1200 photos from my phone. Gotta start 2013 clean!
  • Dear Excel, Why do you have to make things so complicated? Just protect the damned workbook! No love, Lis
  • I really think this girl I work with tried to sabotage my life by sending me a BLANK excel sheet and confused me by adding pivot tables
  • getting angry at excel doesn’t make it work better #labreportgoingwell
  • I now have an Excel spreadsheet of the main #wineries in #Mendoza along with their opening times. Willing to admit I may have a problem…
  • Wow, I just used the 6th grade math PEMDAS rule I happened to remember for an Excel spreadsheet. #mnemonicsrule
  • having an excel spreadsheet open on your computer ALWAYS makes it look like you’re doing work, no matter whats on it
  • "If there’s an Excel problem, yo I’ll solve it. Check out this formula while my pivot table resolves it." -Me, rappin bout life in da cube
  • I hate excel with a passion. Correction, I hate inputting data and trying to obtain a straight line graph with a passion.
  • Just #REF!’d out an entire Excel workbook. It’s going to be a long afternoon

________________

Similar Posts