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Excel Twitter 20130107

imageIf you don’t have a ukulele, you’ll have to ask your dad to do your work, if you’re trying to avoid Excel. Or just get a bigger monitor, and get to work.

  • I just created my first pivot table in Excel. Please don’t tell the other liberal-arts majors.
  • Doing everything I can to put off this Excel work. Played my ukulele for a couple of hours now I’m finally sorting out my Flickr account…
  • My dad is doing my Microsoft Excel school project for me. Upside to having a someone from his field of work as a dad.
  • Haven’t seen my wife this happy in these couple of weeks. What cheered her up? An excel spreadsheet *faints* #fb
  • I envy those people who’ve never had to look deep within the soul of an Excel spreadsheet.
  • Upon getting a job in finance, request a Mac for work. Insist that excel will work flawlessly for you. #trendy
  • You know you love your job when opening up a brand new 2013 Excel spreadsheet of invoices excites you 🙂 #happytimes
  • New monitor at work today. I can see columns A to AK in Excel all at once. That’s what’s up!
  • My new hair clippers come with a USB cable. What is it going to try and do, upload hair data and make a pivot table out of it?
  • DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO WORK THIS MICROSOFT EXCEL THING?
  • When your excel spreadsheet works out and the bar graph makes sense…the excitement in this house has been intense.
  • Don’t tell me there’s something wrong with my spreadsheet when you are the one who does not know how to use excel. Geez.
  • haven’t left the house for 12 days. It’s definitely taking its toll on me; mum just walked in to find me laughing at an excel spreadsheet.
  • Dissertation just got serious, I made graphs on Excel #wizard
  • Glass of scotch. Editing an Excel spreadsheet. Damn I feel like a grown up.
  • what am I doing at 3:40am on a Saturday night? Watching a footie game and working on this Excel worksheet. yup geeking it up.
  • I list my sins on an Excel spreadsheet and pretend the ‘Clear Contents’ button actually says ‘Clear Conscience’ – Excel Confessional 2013
  • My boss has people entering a formula to filter data in Excel, which has a filter function. Girl, what? No wonder these people are confused.

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