Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20130405

ByDebra Dalgleish

Macros will not explode your Excel workbooks (usually!), and they are more impressive than Lucky Charms shapes.

  • Dang. Just received an #Excel workbook that puts all mine to shame. #funwithdata #nerdalicious
  • The highlight of my day was finding an Excel shortcut that saved me hours of work. Nerdy? I don’t care.
  • Nothing screams wild like a holiday itinerary via the art of an excel spreadsheet. Yup, I just went there…
  • There are 4 files under my "Open Recent" tab in Excel: 2 bachelor party guest lists, the bball scholarship chart andd the Big33 OH roster.
  • Breaking my head with Pivot table and macros. I managed a B- or C+ the excel modelling paper copying from the next fella 🙁
  • Ah, hello default Excel chart palette in a paper I’m reviewing. Is there a macro to change data points to Lucky Charms shapes?
  • Transferring an excel data chart into word w/o grid lines. ‘When in doubt, white it out’.
  • Hey guys did you know that staring at excel spreadsheets for hours takes away your ability to count and do simple math? #FML
  • On an Excel course. Always been taught to be scared of macros and using them would blow up your workbook. But they aren’t! 😉
  • My boss is the type to have 4 different fonts, sizes, alignment, etc on an excel chart for no reason. It drives me insane.
  • Why can’t excel just do what I want it to? It’s like I’m the mom and it’s my stupid, good for nothing, hormonal, teenage daughter.
  • A week later, Pivot table still not done despite reading Excel for dummies religiously. On the plus side, I love working nights.
  • Microsoft Excel: where your dreams are crushed into easy-to-organize cells, charts, graphs, etc.
  • When I close my eyes to sleep I have an excel spreadsheet burned into my vision… thats normal right?
  • There should be an international holiday dedicated to the Excel Pivot Table
  • “An Excel spreadsheet is probably the best way to store this information.” – OLD people
  • 13 years breaking complex applications; never impressed my boss. Today I made a pivot table in Excel and he thinks I’m a goddamned genius.
  • Why is my Dad telling me I should learn how to do graphs on excel in my spare time?? #thanksbutnothanks ****

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