Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20130426

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageNap or spreadsheet? That is the question. Maybe 2500 popup messages, and a bit of rap, will wake you up.

  • Yesterday I watched 5 people huddle around a computer for 40 minutes trying to make a graph using Microsoft word because excel was too hard.
  • Problem with a big lunch is you feel like taking a nap straight after. Good thing I’ve got something exciting to do like staring at excel..
  • One of my favourite things about Excel 2013 is that a new file now contains a logical 1 worksheet by default rather than an arbitrary 3.
  • Nap or continue my excel spreadsheet? I’m leaning towards a nap.
  • I learned more about excel in the last week week (by building an epic workbook) than I did in the last ten years. Still hate excel, though.
  • The Treaty of Versailles is basically all I learnt in high school. Oh and how to make a spreadsheet
  • Sometimes, when I hit the Wrap Text tab in Microsoft Excel, I rap the text in my head. Most of the time, it doesnt work, but when it does..
  • Life can be explained In a 2×2 cross tab, 4 quadrants, 5 slides and a pivot table.
  • Learning pivot tables in MS Excel easily makes me more powerful than Batman
  • They’re talking about a coding error in excel as if it’s possible to code in excel.
  • Today the Excel sheet seems melancholy, somehow. Listening to the soundtrack to Amélie as I work to fill its millions of empty cells.
  • Fun fact: an excel document can hold exactly 1,048,576 rows. Unfun fact: I’ve had to sift through 5 full spreadsheets today #fml
  • Finally figured out an excel problem that I have been stuck on for two days. I feel like a genius
  • Attempting to write a code in excel and I accidentally made 2500 message boxes pop up at once **** #COBproblems
  • i didn´t even know excel spreadsheets could be this horrifying. so much formatting. so many sheets in one workbook.
  • Big boss just recommended everyone to find me if they need help with excel or minitab. There goes my peace. -.-
  • There’s major problems with everyone I work with when I’m the number one problem solver in the office. I don’t even know how to work excel
  • I’m starting a new street crew. Looking for a place to get leather and/or denim jackets in bulk & also a guy who knows how to work Excel.

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