Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20130607

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageImportant food-related questions of the day: Would you rather smell egg salad, or work on this Excel chart? Should you create a chart on an empty stomach?

  • If you think Word is merciless, never anger Excel. Hell hath no fury like an incorrect Pivot Table.
  • boss commented on how my excel spreadsheet was not captivating. Help
  • There’s a weird assumption on the Internet that you can lie with words but not with a graph, as if Excel renders untruths impossible.
  • Evening. Things I’ve learnt today: 1. I have no idea how to do pivot tables in Excel 2. I work with some proper idiots 3. I hate Excel
  • Don’t create pie graphs on an empty stomach. #excel #accounting #lunchtime
  • If anybody is looking to quickly get heartburn, may I recommend attempting to create a column chart in Excel.
  • When Excel asks you whether you want to ‘Update Links’ in a spreadsheet sent by someone in Finance, say no immediately. #TIL
  • I had to bring my work home with me today, that is a first. but excel spreadsheets are sexy. RIGHT?
  • After several emails I have managed to convince someone a year has 12 months not 11. If its in spreadsheet it doesn’t mean its right FFS.
  • Meanwhile, finance sent an online tutorial consisting of XP screenshots pasted into an Excel spreadsheet. That sound you hear is ME WEEPING
  • Accidentally just hid every column in an excel spreadsheet. Time for caffeine.
  • I’d rather be eating a lb of mashed potatoes, smelling egg salad, AND listening to Green Day than doing this excel spreadsheet.
  • Today was a ‘write a twelve-page paper and accompanying excel chart, then cry over a beer at Clod’s at 5pm’ kind of day.
  • If you ever have the chance to work with an excel spreadsheet that has 34 thousand rows, don’t
  • What stupid reflex is it that makes me click "Don’t Save" when shutting down excel? Re-creation is not recreation.
  • I really don’t know why an excel pivot table defaults to the count aggregate instead of sum, I almost never care about count
  • After a day in the sun and staring at an excel spreadsheet for 3 hours, I think it’s safe to say I’m going to sleep like a rock tonight.
  • Who cares if my Excel spreadsheet doesn’t "add properly" or "make sense". Did you see how I nailed the color scheme? It looks awesome!!!

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