Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20130614

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageDo you agree that pivot tables are Microsoft’s best invention? Before you decide, remember that you can use a pivot table to find breweries.

  • ‘It’s just a math problem’ I said. ‘I can do that in Excel’ I said. 69 columns of vlookups & nested if’s later, ready to start debugging!
  • I have Excel sheets that involve my personal life…. Y’all should see the bucket list I just created. Pivot tables and all. #Nerd
  • Today I get to hear "Wow" when I show people simple shortcuts in Excel. CTRL-COLON…OMG, you just saved me 2 hours work everyday!
  • I just had a PhD in Artificial Intelligence and Robotics ask me how to change the date in an Excel workbook. #nftc #fail
  • My boss can’t/won’t learn how to unhide columns on excel and I’m taking it personally
  • There is only one answer for the amount of excel work i’ve done all day …. LUNCH!
  • Discovered you can view two worksheets from the same workbook in Excel AT THE SAME TIME. Cor. #learnedsomethingnew
  • "Update the Tracker" is code for "I am storing critical project info in an Excel doc on my local disk."
  • Shuffling papers around my desk and opening up new excel files are my most important activities at work
  • I love the comments section, full of unimpressed Excel Jedi Knights….”Yeah, but can he do pivot tables?" http://t.co/Fmgm9GuSxh
  • Auditing our monthly expenses via Excel, which is broadening my Excel knowledge. It’s also breeding renewed hate for the stupid ribbon menu.
  • Throw anything at me, but not a dysfunctional excel worksheet or traffic jam. My brain will go haywire in no time. Aaaa. 2 more days to go
  • Spent the whole day geeking in excel; was literally speaking in code. #punintended
  • I do love Excel pivot tables. Microsoft’s most useful addition to the world?
  • Put’s a smile on my face when my #VBA code works and sorts about 390000 rows for me across 220 sheets in a workbook #excel #mac #office
  • Sometimes I open up a blank Excel spreadsheet and type random numbers in it so my boss thinks I’m working. #thuglife
  • I wonder which London borough has the most breweries? I can feel an Excel pivot table approaching…
  • I’m graduating high school in 2 weeks and I can’t make a graph on excel do you see the problem here?

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