Excel Twitter 20130726
If women won’t talk to you, try sending them birthday wishes in Excel code.
- My boss needed help with Excel. Turns out he just didn’t know how to center justify values in each box. EASY FIX FOR ALL THE BROWNIE POINTS
- Slowly going mad writing an Excel workbook. Quick, send emergency beer!
- First lesson for new boss: excel has a "borders" function. You don’t have to underline text & space until the line length is to your liking.
- Open and closing excel documents for the next hour to make it look like I’m being productive #DontKnowWhatToDo
- It’s probably a bad sign that writing macros and making a Pivot Table counts as an exciting event in my summer
- I’m lucky that I have a job where I can idly ask myself: "What’s the largest possible Excel sheet?"
- It is absolutely ethical to bribe one’s coworkers with alcoholic beverages in exchange for an Excel line graph.
- Why does someone always mess with this excel workbook?! Whyyyy?
- Adding some pretty color to my excel report. Just because it’s grey and rainy outside, doesn’t mean my document has to be #colorcode #nerd
- You know your summer is kind of lame when the highlight of it is creating a badass price analysis excel worksheet for your boss. #Summer
- Boss thinks it’ll take me a day and a half to make some excel tables… Yeaaah I’m gonna milk it
- Entire pivot table just imploded and 7 hours of work just fell to hell. There are NO WORDS for how devastated I am. #BadLuckDarrius
- Do people really struggle with excel or something? My boss is acting like I deserve a Nobel peace prize for writing a simple macro. *shrugs*
- I’m following anybody who tweets birthday wishes in Excel code. Nerd cool.
- Excel crashes if you click the wrong place while titling a chart. It’s programmed me not to try, unless truly critical.
- On the plus side finally cracked this stupid excel formula and treated myself to green flip flops.
- I would literally give my right arm to go back to when i didn’t even know what a pivot table was!
- I have used the VLOOKUP function in excel more times this year than I have spoken actual words to women #FML
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