Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20130830

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageRemember to turn off that macro recorder, even if you’re just making pie charts or helping Grandma learn Excel. Otherwise, you’ll end up with thousands of lines of code, and it won’t be poetry.

  • Old is when creating a complex excel worksheet gives you thrills.. I’m old.
  • How many tests am I going to write to make sure a 30 page Excel workbook has interpreted the data right? arrrrggh.
  • Grandma asked if I’d teach her Excel. She meant make her a worksheet to just fill in numbers. She got both!
  • My excel formulas aren’t code. They’re poetry.
  • I want to swear at my computer and then go back to college and retake that excel course. Charts get me every time!
  • Excel’s double double quotes method to put double quotes in double-quoted strings is stupid.
  • Does anybody know how to make a chart on excel?? ??
  • Do I seriously pay hundreds on dollars to watch this man try to figure out how to make a graph on excel?
  • This guy is so stupid. Doesn’t even know how to use MS Excel. Geez.
  • Sad story Had a nightmare last night. Needed to update a financing. All the cells in the excel workbook were hardcoded…no formulas
  • I love it when I write a few lines of code in excel and it automates a task that saves someone at the office hours of work every month =)
  • THESE PEOPLE ARE SO DUMB. THEY ARE GETTING EXCITED BECAUSE THEY KNOW WHAT A PIE CHART IS ON EXCEL. OMG IDIOTS
  • I cant even work power point and u want me to work excel … im old fashioned
  • Funny: I just saw in Excel: "Stop Recording"?? I started Macro Recorder yesterday *& forgot*! 1023+ lines of code documenting last ~16 hrs!
  • Just made excel crash! Apparently I had the entire contents of a worksheet in the clipboard and pasted it into my VBA code… 🙁
  • Just worked out how to amend a Powerpoint graph using Excel. This is probably the greatest accomplishment of my life so far #aiminglow
  • so I’m writing code for Excel for class and I tell it to add two numbers together (5+5) and the computer gives me 55 ?? stupid computer ??
  • My teacher just said go on YouTube to learn about a pivot table because she can’t explain it… Then why are you teaching?!

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