Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20131004

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageUse your common sense in Excel, or you could go from slinging drinks, to making pivot tables, to oblivion.

  • Housemate doing fun craft while I teach myself to use a Pivot table. One of us is getting a raw deal. I don’t think it’s him.
  • Scumbag Microsoft – "Oh! Finally got your VBA code to work? Let me just crash Excel for you so you can do it again"
  • You know when you want to ask a pro a question, but you are afraid the answer will be "pivot table."That’s how I’m feeling now
  • I can’t even work excel how the hell am I supposed to get into college??
  • Boss is calling himself an "Excel God" again. Stabbing myself repeatedly in the eye with a letter opener.
  • I found out the hard way the Excel can only have a little over 1million rows in one worksheet. Don’t try that at home
  • Just had a fun hour at work making a data analyst laugh with Excel & Pivot Table based jokes. I think I need to get a life.
  • Alert!!!! I used Microsoft excel and my brain didn’t explode!! And I made a pretty cute bar graph!!!
  • I use Excel way too much for someone who doesn’t work in data entry
  • just a bit of common sense, yeah? i’m not asking for the moon on a stick.. or in a pivot table.
  • I just realized it wasn’t me being an idiot, it’s my Excel. It seems to want to delete all of my work every so often. I’m gonna cry.
  • So many stupid desktop support requests relate to insert mode. "OMG NOTHING’S WORKING EXCEL IS BROKEN"
  • everyone is doing some excel worksheet in class, but as always, i’m looking up puppies instead. i hope we dont need to know this.
  • No wonder my brother dropped engineering in a week- he cant even figure out how to print out my excel chart -./
  • If anyone needs any excel work, I’m now officially certified!
  • Today, I successfully made a Pivot Table on the first try for the first time. It’s a well-quantified downhill slide to oblivion from here
  • It is crazy how much my work life has changed in the last 3 months. From slinging drinks and wrenching on boats to meetings and excel.
  • So Excited by the Pivot Table I just Created. I know most People wouldn’t be that Excited but most People haven’t seen this Bad-Boy #Skillz

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