Excel Twitter 20140314

Was your job description written by an Excel expert or a 9-year-old? Does it pay in Flex dollars, or nightmares?

• Today’s work entertainment, watching my laptop trying to delete 64,000 selected lines in an Excel Spreadsheet. #OhWowAllTheFlashing
• Excel: “I see you’re nearly done with your workbook. So how about I corrupt your file and give you this vague explanation as to why.”
• Husband has taken my mouse to work. And it’s reporting day. Driving excel without a mouse #nightmare
• Starting to agree that people need a #license to #code… and yes that also applies to using #Excel ): feelin’ a lil #schoolmarmish!
• “sheer terror” is accidentally hitting entire workbook in excel print
• I’ll say it again, knowing how to write VBA in Excel will make you look like a wizard at work. And play.
• I never knew I could be so proud of a Excel workbook.
• I feel sorry for those of you that don’t work heavily with Excel. Imagine never feeling the exhilaration of finding a variance. Saa-aa-aad.
• I either need to make charts in Excel more often so I remember how each time, or never. Never would also be cool.
• sat through a “tips and tricks” excel class today for work. we did pivot tables. Nothing new there. 🙁
• I wish I could hire my year 9 self to use Excel. It’s taking me ages to produce one graph but in school I could do pie charts and all sorts.
• “Excel wizard” is probably the most boring kind of wizard; I don’t wanna work for you
• Damn it feels good to accomplish stuff. Been working an an Excel report for 12 hours, finally got the VBA code right. #ThanksInternet ????
• A coworker just referred to me as the “excel wizard”… remember that time I was a drama major w/ no plans to work in an office?
• I’ve had numerous pivot table related nightmares
• PSA: Seeking male/female with Excel Graph/Chart making abilities. Will reward you heavily with Flex Dollars… Yes I am desperate.
• You’d think after almost 14 years of schooling that I’d know how to make a line graph on excel.. Nope
• I always felt that a pivot table was just a silent admission that the individual should have used a database to begin with 🙂
• “Must have highly advanced Excel skills (pivot table & LOOKUP)” — signs your job ad was not written by an Excel expert.

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