Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20140321

ByDebra Dalgleish

Excel witchcraft exceltheatre.com/blog/Spring is finally here, and we can finally use Excel for important things, like taxes and sports. But if things go wrong in your spreadsheet, please don’t resort to witchcraft, porcupines or graph paper.

  • No one else at work thinks it’s weird that we run our production line with Excel 2003 spreadsheets but our NCAA bracket on smartphone apps
  • I just had my accountant ask me what a pivot table was… Maybe it’s time I do my own taxes…?
  • Excel runs my life. My success at work is based on excel ??. why
  • Just completed an advanced excel program at work. So naturally I’m using these new skills to build a workbook that I can play chess against.
  • Wish I worked in a profession where photos of my work were interesting to my followers. Doubt anyone will find an Excel model amusing.
  • in honor of the rumored new Microsoft Excel/Word for iPad, am using Numbers for some spreadsheet work
  • Plotted data on graph paper today. Just like Excel except really easy to do and I didn’t have to remove shadows from under data points.
  • The moment when you figure out why a pivot table wasn’t working can make your entire week worthwhile.
  • You better believe I’m making a massive excel spreadsheet at work for fantasy baseball right now. #analytics
  • I’d rather be slapped by a porcupine than work with excel
  • One thing I will miss about this place, my boss thinking my excel skills are witchcraft. That’s only mostly in jest too.
  • There’s “management by spreadsheet” and there’s “use Excel as a calendar that you colour code for work/availability, ignoring Outlook” #fail
  • Seating chart madness. How many color-coded excel sheets can I manage before my head explodes? Any guesses?
  • Just witnessed a tube advert for microsoft cloud: Excel from your bed. The demand to work without sleep is being sold back to us.
  • I have never been so #happy – by getting an excel spreadsheet to auto update across 8 sheets and 2 word docs #nerd #whatismylife #work
  • Listening to my book while watching #TheWalkingDead while preparing excel documents for work this week. #MultiTaskingMom aka BOSS LADY
  • My work laptop crashes every time I right-click something in Excel, but it’s Friday, so I’ve got that going for me
  • OH: I can’t be with a woman who doesn’t understand a pivot table.

I can't be with a woman who doesn't understand a pivot table exceltheatre.com/blog/

This week’s tweets by:

CountryHickGuy, DjDakota, goldie_3000, Ruffleberg, jennacolgrove, richriker, joshdneufeld, SouvenirCity, mattdoublem, Manglehaft, IBBoard, NikiMIanni, alex_charnley, jmhj1234, Shorty_raw, bbgahman, prae_griff, intheDC

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