Excel Twitter 20140418

Don’t drive your Excel workbook to the edge of a cliff, and leave it dangling over the side. You’d need lots of ramen, sweeTarts and whiskey to recover from that!

• I do not have time for this stupid Excel graph to not do what I want it to.
• Excel is doing all my calculations for me… well, after I cracked my head figuring out how to make it work.
• I got a little defensive when my boss suggested someone else might be as good as me at Excel and oh my god when did this become my life?
• I once had a work colleague exclaim “Nerd alert!” because I knew how to use auto-filters on Excel. MINE IS THE POWER ETERNAL.
• Listen Excel, it’s not you, it’s me. I just need some space…we’ll still work together for sure. I just need some time apart…
• It’s really not hard to make decent-looking charts in Excel. It baffles me why so few people do it.
• When I click “Don’t save”, I feel like the excel workbook is hanging off a cliff and I’ve chosen to ignore it
• Promised I’d leave work at 5pm. It’s almost 7pm and I’m still sat here allowing Excel to sap the life out of me! #ihateexcel
• The perfect storm for work (not really);excel files, lap cat, Gordon Ramsay, leftover leftovers ramen, sweeTarts and whiskey. Amen.
• Got this in an email today;”Work in controlled and regulated environment with MC Excel.” MC Excel? Only if I can be DJ Jazzy Spreadsheet.
• He can’t do it because he “lost those Excel skills.” Seriously, did he acquire them then then lose them since the last time I did his work?
• Just taught myself how to do a pivot table in Excel, and now no data is safe.
• People. Do not do org charts in Excel. Just don’t. Ever!
• Note to self: when creating a Pivot Table for 2014 data, make sure you are using 2014 data. #IGuessIStillThinkIts2013 #PIVOT
• Couldn’t figure out how to make a graph on excel so I made one on a kids math website
• That moment when I found a new function in Excel which makes my work easier. #ManlyTears
• i think the only useful things i’ve learned on the job are vlookup and pivot table
• Pivot, you damn pivot table. On command. Now. Anytime soon. Pretty please?

This week’s tweets from:

Adovy, EmTheFrostgiant, e_L_a_i_N_e, SAR_S, abastardtweets, ronxo, seanmdav, FunctioningMath, AltheaChambers, HProtagonista, DNAgent, twilllly, sopdet, lisapease, isamudyson83, kylalynn9, fredfamie, dujun, an_dee_rea,

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