Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20140425

imageWhat should you wear while working on your Excel files? Business casual? Perhaps something from the Rocky Horror collection? Or would formal attire be better?

  • I’ll be honest: most of my young professional life is spent figuring out how to make Excel work and what exactly “business casual” means.
  • Making charts in #Microsoft #Excel is trickier than remembering the first 25,347 places of pi, and I am not a stupid man! 🙁 #frustrating
  • I’m at formal and my mom is sending me pictures of her excel spread sheets from work
  • okay bye friends enjoy your night. I’ll be crying over excel sheets and stupid chemistry problems.
  • I no longer fear Hell because I have made a line graph in Excel
  • I’ve got OCD when it comes to organizing my excel spreadsheets. Makes work very hard sometimes.
  • Was just given at 1200 line excel spreadsheet to work on, so if you need me I’ll be hiding under my desk
  • So you’re saying there should be a Rocky Horror Excel Workbook Show?
  • You know what’s awesome and frightening at the same time? Running out of columns in an excel worksheet. o_O
  • I’m actually lighting my excel workbook on fire at the end of the semester who wants to join me
  • I don’t know if it’s awesome or sad that I know how to split columns in excel without looking it up. #nerd #work #meaningless
  • People are too lazy to learn Excel. But if they were lazy and smart, they’d learn Excel and make it do all the work. #FB
  • Nothing pisses me off more than trying to graph data in excel at 3 am. Seriously shouldn’t be this difficult. I sound like a sailers bar.
  • Got excel working on my phone! That means I can do some of my work at the pub. Nice. Better than the coffee shop 🙂
  • I can’t recall what the hell I did, but I think I just made my first pivot table. #datajournalism #computergenius
  • I have a professor who won’t learn excel because he still uses ‘Cricket Graph.’
  • My boss felt the need to change the color on our internal excel spreadsheet, and now I hate everything. Also, I changed it back.
  • Every time my boss opens excel in a meeting I mentally tack 30 min on the meeting time

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