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Excel Twitter 20141024

You don’t have to tweet about every chart that you make, especially if you’ve had a few drinks. Stick to coffee and French toast – it will make life easier.

Do any of this week’s tweets sound familiar? Which one is your favourite?

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  • Sipping coffee while simultaneously making charts on Excel and reading Wall Street Journal articles. I’m adulting pretty hard today.
  • Started freaking out bc I couldn’t find the data set I wanted in the Excel workbook I had open… Until I scrolled down. #stupid
  • Tonighhhht I am drunk-coding an Excel function for work but AT HOME, because they won’t let me be drunk at work. I read a policy about that.
  • How the French toast do you make a graph on excel? #NobodyTaughtMeThis
  • I work in excel every day…I want to stab it too
  • I may be the only employee that requests windows after I’ve had a mac for months. Not my fault the #excel plugins I love don’t work for mac
  • A few lines of code go a long way…. several hours saved by knowing a little VBA for excel.
  • Just learned how to “parse”. If you don’t know how you don’t work with Excel as extensively as I do and I envy you #beinganadultisstupid
  • I’m trying to make Excel do my work and it doesn’t want to quite do 100% of the thinking. Stupid Excel.
  • If you must color code rows in your Excel workbook rather than using fields, for the love of humanity PUT IN A LEGEND
  • Guys, I just DOMINATED a pivot table. I feel like a man.
  • Do you “conditional formatting” love it though, or “pivot table and Macros” love it?
  • My work computer on opening a 6mb excel file; “I DON’T WANNAAAAAAAA!” *crashes*
  • I really wish we have excel 2013 at work. I would be all over my Information Technology homework.
  • This is the first time I’ve used Excel to make a chart and I WILL TWEET IT TO EVERYONE.
  • Crap – I think I need a pivot table. *panic*
  • I think it is the sign of my tiredness that I have just spent 5 minutes admiring the beauty of the pivot table I created. ????
  • My husband announced at dinner that he had pivot tabled a relational database using MS Query. #ConversationKiller
  • Sometimes I think Excel is boring. Then a pivot table makes my life easier, and I think that’s OK.

This week’s tweets by:

awellofcards, seapig, ZetaTweetz, x, Bcdillaman, kac4509, jjsolly, marisajmullane, Karama9, manasclerk, x, jtlovell1979, Mumps, DeseNuttttttts, biryaniwhore, sophistifunk, x, x, SophieHColeman

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  1. I have to admit that I’ve been perplexed by the #ConversationKiller tweet all week. Was the wife just upset that he us MS Query instead of Power Query???

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