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Excel Twitter 20150123

If you’re using abracadabra as an Excel password, and thinking about living in the cells, you might not need that 8th cup of coffee.

Stare at excel for an hour and hope that some work happens http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

  • Trying to make a usable chart of 25,000 data points in excel. Is it too early to start drinking?
  • work tip: frown continuously at an excel spreadsheet to give the impression you really know about business
  • the moment when you create a great chart on stigmas & colour code it. then BAMN excel crashes along with your hopes of passing this course.
  • the number of people I know who work with Excel spreadsheets every day who could benefit from formulas, let alone VBA… coding is useful!
  • wrote nearly 200 lines of code today just to automate copying data from 1 excel to another >–
  • Is 3 hours a record for longest amount of time taken to graph a box plot on excel?
  • Excel is no joke , like I have to sit in a room of complete silence when I have to work on a spreadsheet .
  • Wish I could filter my twitter like I do my excel worksheets at work.
  • When boss asks me for the password protecting sheets of my master excel file and I’m like.. Oh, awkward, it’s ‘abracadabra’
  • I’ve done so much work on excel I’m starting to think about what it would feel like to live in those cells
  • Who just managed to draw a pie chart in Excel using census data? Me, that’s who. Marvel at my skillz. Going to celebrate with coffee no. 8.
  • There are too many people who work in Excel who have no idea what they are doing. Can we put them all in the same room for a while?
  • That moment after you write an #Excel macro, then realize the task could have been accomplished w/ a couple of formulas in the Worksheet
  • I daydream about using my skills to save lives: “A monster is destroying the city! Can ANYONE make a pivot table in an Excel spreadsheet???”
  • time to stare at Stata and Excel for an hour and hope that some work happens.
  • A pivot table cannot overlap another pivot table Well, tell me which one that causes the problem then! Gah!
  • Microsoft Excel is trying to recover your information. This make take several minutes. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo #FML
  • If you are asking yourself if now is a good time to save your #Excel workbook, the answer is ‘yes’

This week’s tweets by:

rickreynolds_se, millsonic, smegolego, _alastair, xierh, francisco_erazo, Compared2_None, St_Serju, poeticjusTess, bxwluke, pseudanonymous, jmuehleisen, mdhExcel, danmarsekapr, ELJackson94, intoleranse, blissblar, mdhExcel

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  1. 15 year old daughter very proudly gave me a “I heart spreadsheets” mug for XMAS. It’s replaced my Dalek mug at work.

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